I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are

3 weeks off that other hellsite that Musk has ruined. Barely digested any football news or 'banter' at all here and am fine with it. Timed it well given Liverpool's demise also. Feeling... pretty good?

twitter is down

Christ I feel like I played the 90 myself round the living room there

£17.50 to tell people you hate foreigners 👍

Despite the serious nature of the findings, Fulham ignored several requests for comment. IUX, meanwhile, threatened to rain down hellfire on us.

But… sometime over the weekend, IUX vanished from the Fulham website and Fulham vanished from the IUX website.
2/6

Finally got my fat arse back inside 25 mins for a 5k 💪 #rapid

Makes loads of sense but still makes me feel quite sad seeing this

Me at 2pm today #LFC

There will be no Park run this morning..I'll tell the children 👎

This is the closest I'll get to patriotic. Outstanding work all involved

2011. What a gimp. Yes that's a Ramones shirt. No I couldn't name one song they did, but it cost about 10 baht/ 50p in Bangkok if I remember right.

Imagine the absolute wham that will be chatted in that by ex grafters and PTs

In keeping with the wholesome vibe going on on this app here's my son loving puddles at the beach today. Forza Crosby beach

Xabi Alonso is trying his hand at professional darts. He's entered the PDC World Darts Championships. Incredible.