This is what bipartisanship is all about
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is what bipartisanship is all about
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
Midwesterners have a ceiling on excitement, don’t get them too riled up
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Midwesterners have a ceiling on excitement, don’t get them too riled up
I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
The machine at the grocery store where I take my spare change is really serious about security
October 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The machine at the grocery store where I take my spare change is really serious about security
In the middle are just 12 pages of hardcore pornography
September 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In the middle are just 12 pages of hardcore pornography
Why did I not hear about this merger?
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why did I not hear about this merger?
Everyone talking about how Eddington is the first good movie made about the pandemic is forgetting this little beauty
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Everyone talking about how Eddington is the first good movie made about the pandemic is forgetting this little beauty
Top to bottom bangers
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Top to bottom bangers
Why would you watch the Springsteen movie when you already have this?
June 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why would you watch the Springsteen movie when you already have this?
Rolling Stone from 2017, just nailing everything
June 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Rolling Stone from 2017, just nailing everything
Think they’ll have some dude wipes?
June 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Think they’ll have some dude wipes?
Come to our show this Friday night because it’s too damn good to miss. I’m changing the music to all Sly Stone and Beach Boys for the evening. All are welcome except for anyone who works for or supports or smiles at ICE.
June 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Come to our show this Friday night because it’s too damn good to miss. I’m changing the music to all Sly Stone and Beach Boys for the evening. All are welcome except for anyone who works for or supports or smiles at ICE.
Me after I’ve had a Dr Pepper
May 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me after I’ve had a Dr Pepper
We used to have presidents who actually wanted their siblings to look up to them
May 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We used to have presidents who actually wanted their siblings to look up to them
Need to know more about the guy at Vizio who decided to bet on Crackle
April 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Need to know more about the guy at Vizio who decided to bet on Crackle
Can’t wait for Memorial Day weekend when I can finally piss
April 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can’t wait for Memorial Day weekend when I can finally piss
Is this Minecraft?
April 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is this Minecraft?
If I were you I would come to this show I've been producing for the last year at the Van Nuys Elk's Lodge on 4/11 and enjoy the free food, cheap drinks and best damn lineup this side of the Mississip'
March 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If I were you I would come to this show I've been producing for the last year at the Van Nuys Elk's Lodge on 4/11 and enjoy the free food, cheap drinks and best damn lineup this side of the Mississip'
You know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds when I start slicing a cucumber before every other slice falls down and rolls underneath the refrigerator, I think maybe that won't happen today.
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds when I start slicing a cucumber before every other slice falls down and rolls underneath the refrigerator, I think maybe that won't happen today.
I have captured the most perfect frame of Slow Horses
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I have captured the most perfect frame of Slow Horses
Replacing the baking soda that’s been in my refrigerator since 2017
March 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Replacing the baking soda that’s been in my refrigerator since 2017
Clearly you’ve never met a writer
March 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Clearly you’ve never met a writer
Ah, that’s the stuff
February 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ah, that’s the stuff