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I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
They should rename Costco The Bottled Water Store
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They should rename Costco The Bottled Water Store
My smoke detector goes off if I cook anything in my oven 400 degrees or abkve. Trying to figure out a way to blame this on Big Air Fryer
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My smoke detector goes off if I cook anything in my oven 400 degrees or abkve. Trying to figure out a way to blame this on Big Air Fryer
Would like to see more people go on sprees that don't involve murder or shopping
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Would like to see more people go on sprees that don't involve murder or shopping
This is what bipartisanship is all about
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is what bipartisanship is all about
My Danger Mouse inspired George Gershwin/Sonic Youth mashup Rhapsody In Goo is being met with what critics are calling “fury” and “disdain”
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Danger Mouse inspired George Gershwin/Sonic Youth mashup Rhapsody In Goo is being met with what critics are calling “fury” and “disdain”
Gatsby Welles > Marty Supreme
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Gatsby Welles > Marty Supreme
Not only is the hemming strong in my family but I would also have to say the hawing
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not only is the hemming strong in my family but I would also have to say the hawing
Saw someone in line at Wendy’s with an In-n-Out bumper sticker on their car. Doing some reconnaissance I see. Don’t worry, I’m following them home.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Saw someone in line at Wendy’s with an In-n-Out bumper sticker on their car. Doing some reconnaissance I see. Don’t worry, I’m following them home.
Would've thought at least one of those e-mails would be one of those list of quotations from George Carlin that were made up and said things about pulling up your damn pants or whatever
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Would've thought at least one of those e-mails would be one of those list of quotations from George Carlin that were made up and said things about pulling up your damn pants or whatever
Uhhh has anyone else noticed how creepy the Christmas song “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Motorcycle Gang” really is?
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Uhhh has anyone else noticed how creepy the Christmas song “Grandma Got Ran Over By A Motorcycle Gang” really is?
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't want to say the electric versions of the Nebraska songs are inert, but they started to refer to the album at one point as Argon
With all of the beautifully ornate language delivered in Deadwood the line I think about the most and often repeat to myself for no reason at all is when George Hearst is walking into his hotel and Seth Bullock just yells, "How's the fuckin' ear?"
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
With all of the beautifully ornate language delivered in Deadwood the line I think about the most and often repeat to myself for no reason at all is when George Hearst is walking into his hotel and Seth Bullock just yells, "How's the fuckin' ear?"
Just found out there was a new Arcade Fire album that came out this year. Saw nor heard one thing about it. Might check it out just to see what they're up to these days.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just found out there was a new Arcade Fire album that came out this year. Saw nor heard one thing about it. Might check it out just to see what they're up to these days.
Pouring Rockstar Energy into a glass before testifying before congress
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Pouring Rockstar Energy into a glass before testifying before congress
Why did we never get Dick Van Dyke a decongestant?
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why did we never get Dick Van Dyke a decongestant?
I wonder if the performers from the Riyadh Comedy Festival saw all the anti-Mamdani ads this week showing planes crash into the twin towers and started to miss the royal family
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wonder if the performers from the Riyadh Comedy Festival saw all the anti-Mamdani ads this week showing planes crash into the twin towers and started to miss the royal family
Political experts and pundits across the nation are at a loss trying to figure out how this endorsement didn't work
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Bill Maher Slams Mamdani And Endorses Cuomo But Admits 'Maybe He Was A Little Too Handsy'
The "Real Time" host also said Zohran Mamdani was born in a country "where they kill homosexuals" and brought up the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Political experts and pundits across the nation are at a loss trying to figure out how this endorsement didn't work
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Midwesterners have a ceiling on excitement, don’t get them too riled up
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Midwesterners have a ceiling on excitement, don’t get them too riled up
All in all I'd say my first week as David Harbour's new publicist is going pretty well!
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
All in all I'd say my first week as David Harbour's new publicist is going pretty well!
Dick Cheney taught me so much, not really ready to talk about it yet but I do regret taking him to paintball over the weekend in retrospect
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dick Cheney taught me so much, not really ready to talk about it yet but I do regret taking him to paintball over the weekend in retrospect
I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I did not know they have dog shelters for specific breeds
Bringing my own margarine to the restaurant to make sure the food is prepared the right way
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bringing my own margarine to the restaurant to make sure the food is prepared the right way
Happy finding out 90% of the people you know don’t understand what Randy Newman was going for day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy finding out 90% of the people you know don’t understand what Randy Newman was going for day to all who celebrate
None of the dads at the school Halloween parade/carnival were dressed as Leo in One Battle After Another this morning. Seems like a missed opportunity to walk around in a robe with a beer.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
None of the dads at the school Halloween parade/carnival were dressed as Leo in One Battle After Another this morning. Seems like a missed opportunity to walk around in a robe with a beer.
My favorite rivalry in all of sports is when a magnet school plays a refrigerator school
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My favorite rivalry in all of sports is when a magnet school plays a refrigerator school