payton mitchell
@paytmitch.bsky.social
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things
📍texas🤠
📍texas🤠
LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
LOVE when i take the trash out and there’s a fresh bag waiting at the bottom of the can
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
me from 2 weeks ago was actually a beautiful angelic genius
prepare to be sick of me!!
We can't wait to dive into P4A!
The Project for Awesome 2026 livestream will be February 13th-15th! #P4A2026
The Project for Awesome 2026 livestream will be February 13th-15th! #P4A2026
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
prepare to be sick of me!!
if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job
anything is possible💫
anything is possible💫
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
if you have a legal but unsavory scandal as a content creator, you *can* just… get a normal job
anything is possible💫
anything is possible💫
i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i would be a weird dog cloning rich person and that’s an unfortunate thing to realize about yourself
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These questions didn’t fit in our header so we used the answers instead.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
These questions didn’t fit in our header so we used the answers instead.
please tell posie you like her haircut
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
please tell posie you like her haircut
stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
stop putting things i want on the top shelf at the grocery store!!
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Did you hear that?
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did you hear that?
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
It was a brand new We’re Here arriving to your inbox!
Read it here: werehere.beehiiv.com
why is it summer outside
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
why is it summer outside
i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i don’t know how i’ve ended up with two stage 5 velcro dogs but wow they do not ever leave me alone
“gubernatorial”
sounds fake but okay
sounds fake but okay
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“gubernatorial”
sounds fake but okay
sounds fake but okay
so proud of my close personal friend!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
so proud of my close personal friend!!
i love learning historic lore about my friends
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i love learning historic lore about my friends
dancing with the stars continues to piss me off!!! i hate this show!! (see you next week)
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
dancing with the stars continues to piss me off!!! i hate this show!! (see you next week)
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“Hank Green was on QI!”
That’s not how we remember it😌
That’s not how we remember it😌
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Hank Green was on QI!”
That’s not how we remember it😌
That’s not how we remember it😌
i would be a great famous person to interview cause i’ll just say whatever
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i would be a great famous person to interview cause i’ll just say whatever
laziest coworker on the planet
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
laziest coworker on the planet
how am i supposed to be a hockey fan when all the merch is ugly??
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
how am i supposed to be a hockey fan when all the merch is ugly??
happy halloween!!🐾
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
happy halloween!!🐾
milk duds and rolos are the most underrated halloween candies
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
milk duds and rolos are the most underrated halloween candies
vet: this is such an early ear infection! i can’t believe you even realized it!
me who realized it bc i was sniffing in my dog’s ears:
me who realized it bc i was sniffing in my dog’s ears:
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
vet: this is such an early ear infection! i can’t believe you even realized it!
me who realized it bc i was sniffing in my dog’s ears:
me who realized it bc i was sniffing in my dog’s ears:
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A haunted house is scary, but waking up and realizing you’re out of coffee is scarier.👻🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A haunted house is scary, but waking up and realizing you’re out of coffee is scarier.👻🎃
IT’S FINALLY WORK FROM THE PORCH SEASON!!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
IT’S FINALLY WORK FROM THE PORCH SEASON!!!