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More cleverer than I look. Once farted the first line of the National Anthem, although slightly out of tune and twice the normal speed.
I plead the fifth with no further questions, your honour.
November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This is a top-tier tune and I will have no frog bashing on my watch, please.
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Marvin Gaye
Bjork
Sam Cooke
Woody Guthrie
Jim Hendrix
Bob Dylan
Michael Kiwanuka
Ella Fitzgerald
Tom Waits
Tori Amos
November 25, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I had mine on with some black jeans and got told I looked like a priest. But not a Fleabag style sexy priest, more like Father Jack.
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When you say blame, I'm assuming you mean credit and mistyped?
November 25, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Cor, I'm off to see them again in Cardiff, next year. Hopefully meet up with a few of the biffs from here, too. They always have a massive old school WSAG following.
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 AM
HMHB?
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Stupid gif. Should be an explosion there.
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
You've convinced me. Soz Dwight.
November 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Imagine the fume if he lost the first few matches. Blue on blue weavings AOTS.
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Bit harsh on McNeil that, milod. I also reckon our coaching staff would turn Messi to shite within half a season, so there might still be a decent player in some of them, with the right manager.
November 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Now we know what the 'A' stands for in A-Team.
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
That's for when she's doing the roomba.
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I could never read Jane Eyre as well as Thandiwe Newton narrates it. A good reader always elevates a book to the next level, for me.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Me: "Looks more Scottish than Welsh."

Scottish Person: "No, it disney."
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Got 3 new bot followers off the back of that sentence. Great. Cheers Sam.
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If they go, that's my faith in the whole community based online cryptocurrency gaming platform shook.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Paging @crapolatombola.bsky.social Is this you?
November 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
From a recipe, or did you just wing it? Would deffo do that. I do a decent quorn chicken mushroom and gravy, but haven't tried wine and cream.
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
A true pioneer. An unfunny man with no jokes, doing stand-up. Think of all those now following in his footsteps that wouldn't be where they are without him. 👀
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Cor, what's in the pies?
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM
You've only gone and reverse psychology'd me. I was agin, but now feel like we need a jd sports with books instead of Reeboks.
November 23, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Haha, I thought it was a bit exotic for Bristol, but you never know now with climate change.
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM