Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........
@paulsandham.bsky.social
Waspkeeper & brambliculturalist. Insignificant geek, shed owner & Dad of the Ugs & Ig. Ultimately striving for the destruction of all pebble-dashed dwellings.
Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output
Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output
Sadly, I think I have just about everything since around 1985/6.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sadly, I think I have just about everything since around 1985/6.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A first world problem, but i would like to award a big - please go straight to the ninth circle of hell (AKA FU) trophy to all the "customer service" directors who force customers to waste their time in order to cancel a renewal/subscription by removing cancel as an option. Here's lookiong at ya.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
A first world problem, but i would like to award a big - please go straight to the ninth circle of hell (AKA FU) trophy to all the "customer service" directors who force customers to waste their time in order to cancel a renewal/subscription by removing cancel as an option. Here's lookiong at ya.
There was an undeniable level of cranial glare when the spots came on last night.
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
There was an undeniable level of cranial glare when the spots came on last night.
I believe I had a bit of a todo with you in 1973 in Skegness when you were briefly returned as a wasp with a deep yearning for rocket ice lollies. Needless to say, you didn’t fare well.
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I believe I had a bit of a todo with you in 1973 in Skegness when you were briefly returned as a wasp with a deep yearning for rocket ice lollies. Needless to say, you didn’t fare well.
Further to an FOI request i have finally managed to get hold of the original UML sequence diagram for their new UK gov one sign in and ID verification portal. Apparently, it was inspired by their friends at Microsoft's IM team. Unbelievably they have managed to make it worse, I might never get out.
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Further to an FOI request i have finally managed to get hold of the original UML sequence diagram for their new UK gov one sign in and ID verification portal. Apparently, it was inspired by their friends at Microsoft's IM team. Unbelievably they have managed to make it worse, I might never get out.
When the nights draw in and thinga aren’t that brilliant, the absolute unit of a sandwich (it is most definitely a sandwich); the mufaletta, is a veritable antidote. Eaters please note - the density of this beast means i probably won’t need to eat until tuesday.
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When the nights draw in and thinga aren’t that brilliant, the absolute unit of a sandwich (it is most definitely a sandwich); the mufaletta, is a veritable antidote. Eaters please note - the density of this beast means i probably won’t need to eat until tuesday.
Mogwai and godspeed you black emperor adjacent beauty. Thanks for sharing ❤️ Here’s a welsh river without a song.
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mogwai and godspeed you black emperor adjacent beauty. Thanks for sharing ❤️ Here’s a welsh river without a song.
Gruff rhys at the rhoshirwaun village hall in a hoolie. You can’t go wrong with a dose of musical lovelieness on the western fringe of wales. The musical odyssey over with. I am all gigged out. Diolch o’r galon Gruff and the lovely fam i journeyed with. #alberthalltorhoshirwaunhall #cannonhallrun
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gruff rhys at the rhoshirwaun village hall in a hoolie. You can’t go wrong with a dose of musical lovelieness on the western fringe of wales. The musical odyssey over with. I am all gigged out. Diolch o’r galon Gruff and the lovely fam i journeyed with. #alberthalltorhoshirwaunhall #cannonhallrun
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Where’s Mikey? A scene from Grinderage square, Closetley.
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Where’s Mikey? A scene from Grinderage square, Closetley.
An artisanal cranial bloghandle! We are not worthy. I think my MVP might just have to be lego. Start small. Keep up the good work. Larrv frahm Lahndahn.
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An artisanal cranial bloghandle! We are not worthy. I think my MVP might just have to be lego. Start small. Keep up the good work. Larrv frahm Lahndahn.
Tonight its the royal albert hall, tomorrow its rhoshirwaun village hall in what is going to be apparently a storm force gale. #guessthebands
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tonight its the royal albert hall, tomorrow its rhoshirwaun village hall in what is going to be apparently a storm force gale. #guessthebands
Well we’re back up and running! That was all a bit odd? End of this public safety announcement. #charliesays
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Well we’re back up and running! That was all a bit odd? End of this public safety announcement. #charliesays
Should we get off at birmingham international and find a coach?
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Should we get off at birmingham international and find a coach?
Michelle Mone, flagrantly ignoring rhe fact that a company owned by her and her husband took £122 million from the UK at a time of grave need for massively overpriced and sub-standard PPE - the contract provided via their tory crony friends ahead of established and reputable suppliers. #lockherup
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Michelle Mone, flagrantly ignoring rhe fact that a company owned by her and her husband took £122 million from the UK at a time of grave need for massively overpriced and sub-standard PPE - the contract provided via their tory crony friends ahead of established and reputable suppliers. #lockherup
Arch patriot Gill’s anglesry home in google street view from last year.
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Arch patriot Gill’s anglesry home in google street view from last year.
Here’s google street view of arch-patriot Gill’s anglesey home last year.
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Here’s google street view of arch-patriot Gill’s anglesey home last year.
Nathan arch-patriot’s home on google street view last year.
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Nathan arch-patriot’s home on google street view last year.
The days of tough BBC reporters are long gone. Chris Mason, political editor of bbc news is so far up dime store trump - nigel farage’s arse he can see his tonsils.
Disinformation - since the imposition of frothing far right public school boys to senior roles at BBC (Robbie Gibb being the worst).
Disinformation - since the imposition of frothing far right public school boys to senior roles at BBC (Robbie Gibb being the worst).
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The days of tough BBC reporters are long gone. Chris Mason, political editor of bbc news is so far up dime store trump - nigel farage’s arse he can see his tonsils.
Disinformation - since the imposition of frothing far right public school boys to senior roles at BBC (Robbie Gibb being the worst).
Disinformation - since the imposition of frothing far right public school boys to senior roles at BBC (Robbie Gibb being the worst).
Wait till you see arch-patriot Gill’s anglesey home on google street view!
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wait till you see arch-patriot Gill’s anglesey home on google street view!
Wait till you see arch-patriot Gill’s home in anglesey on google street view!
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait till you see arch-patriot Gill’s home in anglesey on google street view!