You've heard of the Monroe Doctrine, but now get ready for the Emily Post Doctrine!

We will demonstrate American might by making sure all foreign dignitaries mind their manners and keep the oyster fork on the right, not mingled with the other forks like a boor.

Complained about this before but sports streaming services are really unique in how they get worse the better your team is when people should be more inclined to want to watch. LeaguePass is for the real sickos.

Appropriate arrangement of posts on my feed

"Do you like dirty talk in the bedroom?"

"No, I just do my start and completion melody."

Hogs lose, Braves lose, *and* Bucky got blown out in the fat bear week poll yesterday was a complete wash