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Paul Valentine
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Assistant Professor of Instruction at Ohio University.

Fantasy drafting anything in the universe on the What's On Draft Podcast.
Just saw a tiktok about how toads actually board and ride the busses in Mario Kart World and now I can't wait for the future @anyaustin.bsky.social video
June 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Braves got me one in 2021.

Thunder 4 games away and heavy favorites.

Could really shape up to be a solid pro sports decade for me, especially if the Dolphi... you know what, 2/3 is pretty solid.
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Can't blow a halftime lead if you don't have a halftime lead, smart
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Did we get Caruso enough rest this season that he could just not come out the rest of this game?
May 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cannot believe they pulled that out. There were times in the first half when they looked like the tanking Thunder, lol
April 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Woo pig
March 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Thunder getting all these games flexed really sucks for me since I can't watch on League Pass. I need the tank years back, lol.
March 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
More evidence for my theory that Trump's presidency is a Make-a-Wish request to sit in many types of vehicles
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
9yo watched some Hannah Montana today and she was blown away by the life track. Said it was her favorite part of the show.

"There were these extra voices in the show and they'd like laugh or go awww. It's like you're watching the show with a bunch of people!"
March 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Russ dagger 3 is I think where I just call it a night
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You've heard of the Monroe Doctrine, but now get ready for the Emily Post Doctrine!

We will demonstrate American might by making sure all foreign dignitaries mind their manners and keep the oyster fork on the right, not mingled with the other forks like a boor.
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Funny thing to me is that I've seen nobody mad about him being black (I'm sure I could find some if I looked), everyone I've seen is mad that he's hot.
You may think you have problems, you may think you feel grief and pain and hardship, but do you face any suffering like delicate subnormals who found out that a black dude might play Snape on the HBO Harry Potter series?
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM
This is true, it's great that Texas lost the SEC championship
It is righteous to celebrate the demise of truly evil people.
December 8, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Complained about this before but sports streaming services are really unique in how they get worse the better your team is when people should be more inclined to want to watch. LeaguePass is for the real sickos.
November 30, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Appropriate arrangement of posts on my feed
November 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Is there a point where like 70% of the content on bluesky becomes something other than discourse about bluesky?
November 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Wow, if only there had been some way for them to know Trump was associated with RFK and tariffs
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 17
President-elect Trump won landslide support in much of farm country, but his embrace of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his plan for a tariff fight with China alarms many farmers and agriculture experts.
Some in the U.S. farm industry are alarmed by Trump's embrace of RFK Jr. and tariffs
President-elect Trump won landslide support in much of farm country, but his embrace of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his plan for a tariff fight with China alarms many farmers and agriculture experts.
www.npr.org
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I highly encourage Kari Lake to continue running for offices in Arizona and to specifically spend those campaigns relitigating her previous attempts. It's the only way to stop the steal, Kari!
Democrats did fraud but accidentally forgot to use it for Kamala Harris.
November 20, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Sounds like he has the inside track for an appointment in the Trump administration
A Trump supporting, anti-trans, anti-gay Republican was elected commissioner of the county where I grew up. He won despite being in jail on election night for a sexual assault in Vegas.

It’s now come out that the woman he assaulted was his daughter.

fox59.com/news/indycri...
Politician pleads guilty in sexual assault case after being elected to Hancock County Council
HANCOCK COUNTY, Ind. — A current central Indiana county commissioner has pleaded guilty in a Nevada sexual assault case, days after being elected to his local County Council. John D. Jessup – a cur…
fox59.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Wild should just post it! If the shoe was on the other foot it would already be public
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
"Do you like dirty talk in the bedroom?"

"No, I just do my start and completion melody."
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I just read The Gatsby quote to my 9yo and asked her to reword it and she produced almost exactly the "easy" version, I should monetize her, lol
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Plus they he has Johnson eating at the kids table
Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!
November 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I thought voters would really hate the switch off from Biden and whoever the new nom was would get no traction (although I still thought it was worth trying) but it seemed like a non-issue basically right away. Makes me think voters are fine with parties acting more strategic.
So many post-election takes are just like “this proves the importance of the shit I was already on about” so I’m curious - is there anything you’ve changed your mind about because of the election?
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM