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PaulRobson666
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I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though).
#NUFC
#FoulmouthedAndFlippant
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Just finished watching 'Press Gang' on #ITVX and I find myself falling in love with Julia Sawalha all over again.

She's absolutely gorgeous; today as she was yesteryear.
🥰🥰🥰
Julia Sawalha playing 'Lynda Day' in 'Press Gang' (1989-1993). Julia Sawalha as 'Helen Hutchinson' in 'Vera' (2024)
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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How fucking vulgar.
It's a room in The White House. The amount of gilt surfaces is fucking nauseating.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I stand corrected.
A conversion table for $1m in weight by denomination. The text reads: $100 bills = 10.0 kilograms (22 pounds, 1 ounce) in $20 bills = 50.0 kilograms (110 pounds) in $10 bills = 100 kilograms (220 pounds) in $5 bills = 200 kilograms (440 pounds) in $1 bills = 1,000 kilograms (2,204 pounds) in quarters = 22,680 kilograms (50,000 pounds) in nickels = 100,000 kilograms (220,462 pounds) in pennies = 250,000 kilograms (551,155 pounds)
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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#nufc #hwtl ⚫⚪
Absolute...
A very sad looking Golden Retriever laying an "egg".
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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We need to be more...
And less...
Doug Bradley (as Pinhead) in Hellraiser (1987) A hand waving a white flag. The text reads ’Surrender'.
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I've decided to gan for this'n.

Cuisinart is a name I know and have owned some of their stuff in the past with nee problems.

#ChipsAndTurkeyDinosaursForTeaEveryDay

😁
An image of: Cuisinart XXL Dual-Zone Air Fryer | PFAS Free | Chemical-free cooking | Air Fry, Roast, Grill, Bake, Dehydrate, Max Crisp, and Keep Warm |Dual drawers | 2 x 5.2L
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Fuck off man.
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
Nelson Muntz from 'The Simpsons' (1989-present). The text reads 'They made us bleed our own blood'
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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That's not quite true. I believe he was with us last season and with FC Volendam during 23/24 season.
Garang Kuol's match ratings, heatmap and matches played history whilst at FC Volendam 23/24 season.
October 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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If you see this, post your comfort characters!
The cast of 'Auf Weidershen Pet' from the first series. L-R: Wayne Winston Norris - played by Gary Hiolton (RIP) Albert Arthur Moxey - played by Christopher Fairbanks Brian "Bomber" Busbridge - played by Pat Roach (RIP) Dennis Longridge Patterson - played by Tim Healey Leonard Jeffrey "Oz" Osborne - played by Jimmy Nail Barry Spencer Taylor - played by Timothy Spall Neville Hope - played by Kevin Whatley
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
Peter Manion (played by Roger Allam) in a scene from 'The Thick Of It' (2005-2012). He looks extremely nonplussed. The text reads: ' I'm bored of this... I'm going for a twix '
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I always wondered what this fellas job was.

Gives player liaison a whole new meaning.

Mad Pup might not have scored on the pitch... But it looks like he has off it.🥰😍😘❤️
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
An extreme close up of NUFC's usual winning team photo.
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Jimmy Nail as Oz in AWP. The text reads 'BOLLOCKS!!!!'
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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And not in a Mathilda May way.
Matilda May in a scene from 'Lifeforce' (1985) going in for the kill.
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Got mine. 👍

Probably the best 99 since a flake met an ice-cream and Nena sang aboot balloons.
The cover of the 'Stand & Deliver' (1981) single by Adam and the Ants. Mr Ant is dressed as a 18th century highwayman. He's brandishing two period pistols in front of a similarly suitable horse and carriage.
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Speed and complete recovery Tino
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
Jimmy Nail as Oz in AWP. The text reads 'Bollocks!!!!’
September 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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It's fucking fantastic to see wor Rolls Royce back on the road and "Striving for perfection in everything he does"
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
NUFC's №4 - Sven Botman.
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A wee bairn points at the camera in a quizzical manner. The text reads 'Mam? Mam? Is this one of those cunt things?’
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
paulrobson666.bsky.social
I've never had an Oreo. Give me a bourbon everyday.
A chocolate bourbon. Mmmmmmm!
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Gan on...
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
Jimmy Nail as Oz singing in AWP. If ya kna, ya kna.
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Double...
Jimmy Nail as Oz in #AWP. The text reads 'BOLLOCKS!!!!'
September 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The latest episode of Fembot looks proper shit.
Trump, Chuck, Camilla and Melania at some castle/palace in England.
September 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Ditto
A woman carrying TWELVE 2ltr steins of beer.
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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😂🤣😂
#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍
Leonardo diCaprio pointing. A news headline about a Dundee school that did have NUFC Champions League tickets for sale. The headline reads: Champions League: Why Newcastle Cancelled 45 Schoolchildren Tickets vs Barcelona
September 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Where I live I kid meself that it's someone's cooking something "foreign".

I then get the munchies without inhaling.
A high David Hasselhoff eating a burger whilst he's on the floor.
September 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Shin pads got smaller and goalkeeper gloves got bigger. They're more like Mickey Mouse gloves than these beauties...
A poster, featuring Peter Shilton, for Sondico goalkeeper gloves.
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM