Paul Newton
@paulnewton.bsky.social
Writer of many moderately ridiculous screenplays including the films Leggo My Soul, Haunted House of Pancakes, and the upcoming slasher-comedy The Final Girl Must Die.
I know you will!
I deeply appreciate you hosting this. Thanks.
I deeply appreciate you hosting this. Thanks.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I know you will!
I deeply appreciate you hosting this. Thanks.
I deeply appreciate you hosting this. Thanks.
There are plans in the works...
Just got to make sure this one performs well enough to justify a bigger and crazier sequel.
Just got to make sure this one performs well enough to justify a bigger and crazier sequel.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There are plans in the works...
Just got to make sure this one performs well enough to justify a bigger and crazier sequel.
Just got to make sure this one performs well enough to justify a bigger and crazier sequel.
And you lived to tell the tale! That's impressive.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And you lived to tell the tale! That's impressive.
At least she wiped
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
At least she wiped
Oh, rad! Tell Jason I say hi back! What other platform are you doing this on?
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh, rad! Tell Jason I say hi back! What other platform are you doing this on?
Reposted by Paul Newton
I love the idea of a shared Corrupted Carbohydrates universe
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I love the idea of a shared Corrupted Carbohydrates universe
SPOILERS!!!
But, yes you are correct.
But, yes you are correct.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
SPOILERS!!!
But, yes you are correct.
But, yes you are correct.
Chris is most definitely awesome!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Chris is most definitely awesome!!!
The betterment of all humanity was my goal
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The betterment of all humanity was my goal
Oddly enough, this is what happens when someone put me in charge of a horror movie too!
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oddly enough, this is what happens when someone put me in charge of a horror movie too!