Paul Haine
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Yes please and thank you www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw3S...
ALL YOU NEED IS KILL | Official Trailer - In Theatres January 16
YouTube video by GKIDS Films
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December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes please and thank you www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw3S...
All of Hollywood standing up to declare "I'm Paul Dano!"
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
All of Hollywood standing up to declare "I'm Paul Dano!"
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More Don Bluth-esque 2D animation work for commercials please
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
More Don Bluth-esque 2D animation work for commercials please
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I'm not sure what's bigger Loser Energy - that Musk said his robot 'doing Kung Fu with Jared Leto at the Tron Ares Premiere' was AI when it was just being remote controlled, or that he thought 'telling an AI to do Kung Fu with Jared Leto at the Tron Ares Premiere' was a cool guy thing to do
Intensely funny because it seems like the vast majority of people at that event were convinced it was fully autonomous and Musk has repeatedly recently claimed they're not tele-operated
www.reddit.com/r/robotics/c...
www.reddit.com/r/robotics/c...
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm not sure what's bigger Loser Energy - that Musk said his robot 'doing Kung Fu with Jared Leto at the Tron Ares Premiere' was AI when it was just being remote controlled, or that he thought 'telling an AI to do Kung Fu with Jared Leto at the Tron Ares Premiere' was a cool guy thing to do
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How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
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Reading a translation of the poet Cesar Vallejo, who used to sprinkle his poems with neologisms, and I appreciate they must be a right faff to translate but this one sounds like something they'd say on Waynes' World
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Reading a translation of the poet Cesar Vallejo, who used to sprinkle his poems with neologisms, and I appreciate they must be a right faff to translate but this one sounds like something they'd say on Waynes' World
I've seen a lot of fuming in various iPod communities that due to smartphone bans in schools, pupils are buying iPods to listen to music, driving prices up
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I've seen a lot of fuming in various iPod communities that due to smartphone bans in schools, pupils are buying iPods to listen to music, driving prices up
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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They look like Dick Tracy villains
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They look like Dick Tracy villains
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
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Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
December 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
Watching House of Guinness and hoping that more historical shows adopt these "this is what the value just spoken would be worth today" captions to save me the googling
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watching House of Guinness and hoping that more historical shows adopt these "this is what the value just spoken would be worth today" captions to save me the googling
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I went to a carol singing in New York once where they only sang the first verse of each carol. Good King Wenceslas looked out at a poor man gath'ring winter fu-el - and then presumably went back to bed untroubled by his conscience.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I went to a carol singing in New York once where they only sang the first verse of each carol. Good King Wenceslas looked out at a poor man gath'ring winter fu-el - and then presumably went back to bed untroubled by his conscience.
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Impossible to understand the tech leader zeal for humanoid robots unless you realize their homes are filled with human staff whose presence makes them, in a basic way, uncomfortable. They want servants without the trace of subjectivity.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Impossible to understand the tech leader zeal for humanoid robots unless you realize their homes are filled with human staff whose presence makes them, in a basic way, uncomfortable. They want servants without the trace of subjectivity.
This is what it's like now at an Everyman cinema except people also use their phones
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is what it's like now at an Everyman cinema except people also use their phones
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To the best of my knowledge none of the poetry in my head has ever paid any rent, they just top up the metre sometimes
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
To the best of my knowledge none of the poetry in my head has ever paid any rent, they just top up the metre sometimes
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the
FUCK VILLA
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
This is just a skill issue. I could eat this much porridge and more
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is just a skill issue. I could eat this much porridge and more
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this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era
A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era