Paul Michael Grimshaw
@paulgrimshaw15.bsky.social
Ex Sebastian Wiesel of the Rochdale Herald. Now writer of the ‘Alvin The Cat Who Couldn’t Cat’ books. Pronouns: pint/ thanks. Music is my life. And cats. And books. And cricket.
April 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Proud boy.
The greatest living American novelist, me and my book (with his blurb on the back)…
The greatest living American novelist, me and my book (with his blurb on the back)…
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Proud boy.
The greatest living American novelist, me and my book (with his blurb on the back)…
The greatest living American novelist, me and my book (with his blurb on the back)…
Gig of the year.
He’s 83.
He’s 83.
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gig of the year.
He’s 83.
He’s 83.
Nothing to see here. Just serial mendicant and Poundshop Farage @nicholaslissack.bsky.social referring to a Britain First member as ‘the left’….
March 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Nothing to see here. Just serial mendicant and Poundshop Farage @nicholaslissack.bsky.social referring to a Britain First member as ‘the left’….
Well there’s a first. Just been called a ‘dumb woke Brit’ on t’other place.
By a black South African.
I now regret my thoroughly woke purchase of the 12” single of Free Nelson Mandela and my dumb woke support of the Anti-Apartheid movement back in the 1980s
By a black South African.
I now regret my thoroughly woke purchase of the 12” single of Free Nelson Mandela and my dumb woke support of the Anti-Apartheid movement back in the 1980s
March 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Well there’s a first. Just been called a ‘dumb woke Brit’ on t’other place.
By a black South African.
I now regret my thoroughly woke purchase of the 12” single of Free Nelson Mandela and my dumb woke support of the Anti-Apartheid movement back in the 1980s
By a black South African.
I now regret my thoroughly woke purchase of the 12” single of Free Nelson Mandela and my dumb woke support of the Anti-Apartheid movement back in the 1980s
I really didn’t expect to be quite so right quite so quickly…,
March 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I really didn’t expect to be quite so right quite so quickly…,
I have finished my pint of Bella Lugosi.
Currently waiting for the bar staff to collect the empties so I can say ‘Yeah, that’s dead…’
Currently waiting for the bar staff to collect the empties so I can say ‘Yeah, that’s dead…’
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I have finished my pint of Bella Lugosi.
Currently waiting for the bar staff to collect the empties so I can say ‘Yeah, that’s dead…’
Currently waiting for the bar staff to collect the empties so I can say ‘Yeah, that’s dead…’
Hey folks who love #cats, #blackcats, #rescuecats, #sheffield #kindness #bekind
I’m having a sale of my Alvin books. A true story of an abandoned kitten finding his place in the world.
Usually £11.50 each posted /both books £20.
Available now for £10 each/ £18 both.
All money to cat rescues
DM me
I’m having a sale of my Alvin books. A true story of an abandoned kitten finding his place in the world.
Usually £11.50 each posted /both books £20.
Available now for £10 each/ £18 both.
All money to cat rescues
DM me
February 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hey folks who love #cats, #blackcats, #rescuecats, #sheffield #kindness #bekind
I’m having a sale of my Alvin books. A true story of an abandoned kitten finding his place in the world.
Usually £11.50 each posted /both books £20.
Available now for £10 each/ £18 both.
All money to cat rescues
DM me
I’m having a sale of my Alvin books. A true story of an abandoned kitten finding his place in the world.
Usually £11.50 each posted /both books £20.
Available now for £10 each/ £18 both.
All money to cat rescues
DM me
Number 3 is fucking impossible for a bloke in Sheffield….
Three hardest things
for a man to say:
1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
for a man to say:
1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
February 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Number 3 is fucking impossible for a bloke in Sheffield….
Oh God, the ‘Muslims won’t let us walk our dogs in Manchester’ thing has hit the fan again. Time to come clean…
February 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oh God, the ‘Muslims won’t let us walk our dogs in Manchester’ thing has hit the fan again. Time to come clean…
Latest in the series - Paul’s Haikus of films he’s just seen.
Eraserhead.
What the holy fuck?
That’s put me off my dinner.
Screw you, David Lynch.
Eraserhead.
What the holy fuck?
That’s put me off my dinner.
Screw you, David Lynch.
February 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Latest in the series - Paul’s Haikus of films he’s just seen.
Eraserhead.
What the holy fuck?
That’s put me off my dinner.
Screw you, David Lynch.
Eraserhead.
What the holy fuck?
That’s put me off my dinner.
Screw you, David Lynch.
Handsome devil…
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Handsome devil…
I have decided to do haiku reviews of films I see.
The Brutalist
Architecture and
Morality should never
Lead to sodomy
The Brutalist
Architecture and
Morality should never
Lead to sodomy
February 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have decided to do haiku reviews of films I see.
The Brutalist
Architecture and
Morality should never
Lead to sodomy
The Brutalist
Architecture and
Morality should never
Lead to sodomy
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Paul Michael Grimshaw
Well this has stirred the pot somewhat on the other site…
February 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well this has stirred the pot somewhat on the other site…
Simply because you need it and the internet needs it, here’s a hand puppet beaver playing bongos on two empty ice cream tubs.
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Simply because you need it and the internet needs it, here’s a hand puppet beaver playing bongos on two empty ice cream tubs.
I’m delighted to announce that I have entered the political arena.
I agree with #VoteBruv that politics needs a shake-up.
That is why I am today launching the BRO (Boot Rapists Out) party.
Manifesto to follow.
I’m prepared to debate any credible opposition (or Andrew Tate).
I agree with #VoteBruv that politics needs a shake-up.
That is why I am today launching the BRO (Boot Rapists Out) party.
Manifesto to follow.
I’m prepared to debate any credible opposition (or Andrew Tate).
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’m delighted to announce that I have entered the political arena.
I agree with #VoteBruv that politics needs a shake-up.
That is why I am today launching the BRO (Boot Rapists Out) party.
Manifesto to follow.
I’m prepared to debate any credible opposition (or Andrew Tate).
I agree with #VoteBruv that politics needs a shake-up.
That is why I am today launching the BRO (Boot Rapists Out) party.
Manifesto to follow.
I’m prepared to debate any credible opposition (or Andrew Tate).
I dislike Tory MPs and anyone who has ever been one (with a grudging exception for Portillo).
I hate ex UKIP members
I revile ex BNP members.
I despise people who support fox hunting.
I may have lost it slightly with thumbhead Mark Jenkinson on The Bad Place a bit earlier.
Warning: c- cluster bomb…
I hate ex UKIP members
I revile ex BNP members.
I despise people who support fox hunting.
I may have lost it slightly with thumbhead Mark Jenkinson on The Bad Place a bit earlier.
Warning: c- cluster bomb…
December 27, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I dislike Tory MPs and anyone who has ever been one (with a grudging exception for Portillo).
I hate ex UKIP members
I revile ex BNP members.
I despise people who support fox hunting.
I may have lost it slightly with thumbhead Mark Jenkinson on The Bad Place a bit earlier.
Warning: c- cluster bomb…
I hate ex UKIP members
I revile ex BNP members.
I despise people who support fox hunting.
I may have lost it slightly with thumbhead Mark Jenkinson on The Bad Place a bit earlier.
Warning: c- cluster bomb…
Have a good Christmas folks.
Card based on the cats in my book.
Card based on the cats in my book.
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Have a good Christmas folks.
Card based on the cats in my book.
Card based on the cats in my book.