Put tariffs on boogers
ralph from the simpsons is waving in front of a row of lockers .
ALT: ralph from the simpsons is waving in front of a row of lockers .
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Put tariffs on boogers
Just told my wife, under no circumstances can they livestream my funeral. I don’t want people running to the damn microwave during the MANY eulogies.
April 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just told my wife, under no circumstances can they livestream my funeral. I don’t want people running to the damn microwave during the MANY eulogies.
Sorry guys, I can’t follow any more celebrities on IG, I’m sticking with just Nicki Minaj. I don’t have space for anyone else.
April 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry guys, I can’t follow any more celebrities on IG, I’m sticking with just Nicki Minaj. I don’t have space for anyone else.
Getting ready for some long sets this weekend and working out joke order has got my brain 😵💫🔫
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Getting ready for some long sets this weekend and working out joke order has got my brain 😵💫🔫
Senseless nightmare with no end in sight
Hospitals in Gaza are struggling to respond to the surge of injured patients pouring in one day after Israel broke the ceasefire with Hamas. Dr. Razan al-Nahhas describes the scene as 'pure chaos.'
(via @wbur.org)
(via @wbur.org)
'Nowhere is safe': Doctor in Gaza describes scenes of 'nonstop' injuries after Israel ends ceasefire
Israel is continuing to bombard Gaza, one day after declaring the ceasefire with Hamas over and launching a series of surprise airstrikes.
www.wbur.org
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Senseless nightmare with no end in sight
The bots are getting less funny, and I get it, they’re jaded, they haven’t written a new troll in years, they’re just coasting on the old act and wondering if they just let it all pass them by. They’re looking at graduate programs and thinking about moving home.
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The bots are getting less funny, and I get it, they’re jaded, they haven’t written a new troll in years, they’re just coasting on the old act and wondering if they just let it all pass them by. They’re looking at graduate programs and thinking about moving home.
It’s the “oh did I say that?” Presidency
February 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s the “oh did I say that?” Presidency
Hold out for the platinum card oligarchs. Much better perks, you can actually buy a national monument.
February 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Hold out for the platinum card oligarchs. Much better perks, you can actually buy a national monument.
I always tell people when they move to LA, don’t get attached to any of this, not the restaurants, not the bars, not the hiking spots, none of it. And don’t take a personality test. You’re probably fine
February 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I always tell people when they move to LA, don’t get attached to any of this, not the restaurants, not the bars, not the hiking spots, none of it. And don’t take a personality test. You’re probably fine
Picking the phone alarm chime is the single most important decision in character development.
February 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Picking the phone alarm chime is the single most important decision in character development.
If you are struggling in the entertainment industry, DO NOT watch Nightmare Alley right now!!
February 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you are struggling in the entertainment industry, DO NOT watch Nightmare Alley right now!!
Google maps also tries to get you to make the most fucked up left turns across traffic, google maps doesn’t “get” directions.
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Google maps also tries to get you to make the most fucked up left turns across traffic, google maps doesn’t “get” directions.
Bad new for Kanye, all this bizarre behavior and my 8th grade kid said NOBODY was talking about it. You lost the middle schoolers my guy. You’re cooked
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Bad new for Kanye, all this bizarre behavior and my 8th grade kid said NOBODY was talking about it. You lost the middle schoolers my guy. You’re cooked
Kendrick “the boot cut killa” Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Kendrick “the boot cut killa” Lamar
Thanks to Kendrick I won’t have a voice for another three weeks.
February 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Thanks to Kendrick I won’t have a voice for another three weeks.
Do you know how hard it is to pick a fight with a Canadian? I grew up within a half hour of White Rock Canada, drinking age 19 and I never ever once got into a fight. I did have a guy once offer me his jacket because I looked like Eddie Furlong.
February 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Do you know how hard it is to pick a fight with a Canadian? I grew up within a half hour of White Rock Canada, drinking age 19 and I never ever once got into a fight. I did have a guy once offer me his jacket because I looked like Eddie Furlong.
Like a Bond villain realizing the blood all over his stomach/face/hands is his own
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman called Chinese startup DeepSeek's R1 AI model ‘impressive,’ but emphasized that OpenAI believes greater computing power was key to their own success reut.rs/42qI3BD
OpenAI chief Altman says DeepSeek's R1 model 'impressive'
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman called Chinese startup DeepSeek's R1 AI model "impressive" on Monday, but emphasized that OpenAI believes greater computing power was key to their own success.
reut.rs
January 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Like a Bond villain realizing the blood all over his stomach/face/hands is his own
This moron is trying to make even more Walking Dead spinoffs happen and babe we are over it
NEW—CDC officially ordered by Trump WH to cease working with the @WHO, effective immediately. This is the first time in almost 77 years since WHO’s founding after World War 2. This is a dark day for America and the world.
apnews.com/article/cdc-...
apnews.com/article/cdc-...
CDC ordered to stop working with WHO immediately, upending expectations of an extended withdrawal
U.S. public health officials have been told to stop working with the World Health Organization, effective immediately. The surprise decision is focused on the U.S.
apnews.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This moron is trying to make even more Walking Dead spinoffs happen and babe we are over it
If you are in LA and you don’t have something in your eye right now, look again, YES YOU DO!
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you are in LA and you don’t have something in your eye right now, look again, YES YOU DO!
News feed on this app sucks.
December 4, 2024 at 7:08 PM
News feed on this app sucks.
Yacht Rock isn’t a “new” music genre that became cool decades later, it’s called Easy Listening and has been popular on the radio the entire time.
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Yacht Rock isn’t a “new” music genre that became cool decades later, it’s called Easy Listening and has been popular on the radio the entire time.
If you have sex tonight you are disgusting.
November 29, 2024 at 3:12 AM
If you have sex tonight you are disgusting.
I too would like to sue someone for my album not getting played enough but so far the big play boys are the drakes.
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 AM
I too would like to sue someone for my album not getting played enough but so far the big play boys are the drakes.