Once stung by a scorpion I found in my pants, still here to tell the tale
Southampton, UK
He/Him✨
Too small a town for massive demos there
Too small a town for massive demos there
Awesome to hear him call out JK
Love that he still says 'frigging'
Wish he'd finish the Abarat books
Awesome to hear him call out JK
Love that he still says 'frigging'
Wish he'd finish the Abarat books
The hedgehog was defo after a shag though
The hedgehog was defo after a shag though
Probably looking for a shag this time of year
Probably looking for a shag this time of year
Use less complicated words and more racism, I guess.
Use less complicated words and more racism, I guess.
Shocking behaviour.
Shocking behaviour.
Thank the Gods for contact lenses!
Thank the Gods for contact lenses!
Funny how they're all suddenly okay with wearing masks.
C***S
P.S Thank you for the correction
Funny how they're all suddenly okay with wearing masks.
C***S
P.S Thank you for the correction
Welcome to the future people
Welcome to the future people