Paul Turner
@paulandrewturner.bsky.social
No one of any significant importance.
Plays darts badly and wears shorts a lot.
Used to add up numbers for a living.
Brummie exiled in Cornwall.
Plays darts badly and wears shorts a lot.
Used to add up numbers for a living.
Brummie exiled in Cornwall.
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ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST was released 50 years ago. Acclaimed as one of the greatest films of the 1970s and among Jack Nicholson’s greatest performances, the making of story is as big as The Chief…
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November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST was released 50 years ago. Acclaimed as one of the greatest films of the 1970s and among Jack Nicholson’s greatest performances, the making of story is as big as The Chief…
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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I suppose it should be retitled The Pinch of Salt Path
July 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I suppose it should be retitled The Pinch of Salt Path
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With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.
July 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
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LMAO so quiet the only thing you hear is the squeaking tanks😂
June 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
LMAO so quiet the only thing you hear is the squeaking tanks😂
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
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"Daddy what did you do in the Meme Wars?"
"Mostly entertaining the tropes"
"Mostly entertaining the tropes"
June 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"Daddy what did you do in the Meme Wars?"
"Mostly entertaining the tropes"
"Mostly entertaining the tropes"
Who is this Israeli cunt on #newsnight
May 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who is this Israeli cunt on #newsnight
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Who did this? 😂
April 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who did this? 😂
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An hour less sleep this morning?! How am I supposed to operate on just 17 hours?!
March 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
An hour less sleep this morning?! How am I supposed to operate on just 17 hours?!
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My government will keep our tariffs on until the Americans show us respect and make credible, reliable commitments to free and fair trade. (2/2)
March 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My government will keep our tariffs on until the Americans show us respect and make credible, reliable commitments to free and fair trade. (2/2)
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President Trump’s latest tariffs are an attack on Canadian workers, families, and businesses. My government will ensure our response has maximum impact in the US and minimal impact here in Canada, while supporting the workers impacted. (1/2)
March 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
President Trump’s latest tariffs are an attack on Canadian workers, families, and businesses. My government will ensure our response has maximum impact in the US and minimal impact here in Canada, while supporting the workers impacted. (1/2)
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Defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe. If Elon doesn't understand that, maybe he should leave it to those of us who do.
Musk calls Sen. Kelly a 'traitor' over trip to Ukraine, Kelly hits back
Elon Musk called Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly a "traitor" in a post on X after Kelly posted that he had visited Ukraine over the weekend.
abcnews.go.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe. If Elon doesn't understand that, maybe he should leave it to those of us who do.
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Senator Mark Kelly was commander of the Space Shuttle. He flew four missions to space. He flew 39 combat missions in Iraq. He went to visit Ukraine for himself & is calling for its freedom to be defended.
So, Elon Musk brands him a "traitor".
I’m careful with language on this site.
Fuck Musk.
So, Elon Musk brands him a "traitor".
I’m careful with language on this site.
Fuck Musk.
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Senator Mark Kelly was commander of the Space Shuttle. He flew four missions to space. He flew 39 combat missions in Iraq. He went to visit Ukraine for himself & is calling for its freedom to be defended.
So, Elon Musk brands him a "traitor".
I’m careful with language on this site.
Fuck Musk.
So, Elon Musk brands him a "traitor".
I’m careful with language on this site.
Fuck Musk.
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An heir to a south african emerald mine calling an American war veteran, astronaut, and elected senator a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
An heir to a south african emerald mine calling an American war veteran, astronaut, and elected senator a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine
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"I’m far from the first to ask this, but – what do they think we elected them for, exactly?" On how I am losing patience with this government's failure to challenge the right.
But what’s it *for*?
This week: come on, Labour, surely you can do better than this. Also: some noteworthy nicknames for Russian monarchs; and a still extant dinosaur.
jonn.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"I’m far from the first to ask this, but – what do they think we elected them for, exactly?" On how I am losing patience with this government's failure to challenge the right.
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Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
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Right now, Kemi Badenoch is doing more to defend JD Vance than the US is doing to defend Ukraine.
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Right now, Kemi Badenoch is doing more to defend JD Vance than the US is doing to defend Ukraine.
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
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🚨BREAKING CROSSPOST AFTER DDOS ATTACK
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
www.bylinesupplement.com/p/breaking-c...
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
www.bylinesupplement.com/p/breaking-c...
BREAKING CROSSPOST: Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
Byline Times has crashed due to a DDOS attack and the original story blocked: a former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
www.bylinesupplement.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🚨BREAKING CROSSPOST AFTER DDOS ATTACK
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
www.bylinesupplement.com/p/breaking-c...
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
www.bylinesupplement.com/p/breaking-c...
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Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. Only we in the UK and Europe will protect Ukraine.
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. Only we in the UK and Europe will protect Ukraine.
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At the heart of Canadian national memory is the awareness that Canadians twice came to the UK's aid in world wars years before the Americans showed up.
It will not be forgottem if the Brits now hide in a corner and say nothing when Canada faces existential threats.
It will not be forgottem if the Brits now hide in a corner and say nothing when Canada faces existential threats.
Would be nice to see some UK politicians speaking up in support of Canada, which is blameless in this and with which Britain has far closer ties than it does with the US.
Nobody hold their breath.
www.ft.com/content/b910...
Nobody hold their breath.
www.ft.com/content/b910...
Donald Trump hits Canada, Mexico and China with steep tariffs
US president fires starting gun on trade war with levies of up to 25% on goods imported from trading partners
www.ft.com
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
At the heart of Canadian national memory is the awareness that Canadians twice came to the UK's aid in world wars years before the Americans showed up.
It will not be forgottem if the Brits now hide in a corner and say nothing when Canada faces existential threats.
It will not be forgottem if the Brits now hide in a corner and say nothing when Canada faces existential threats.