Skippy Esquire
@paulakaskippy.bsky.social
Knowledgeable about: Criminal Law; Comic Books
Passionate about: Basketball; The Social Safety Net
Passionate about: Basketball; The Social Safety Net
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The straight line from screaming "Hope you die of AIDS!" on the Stanford campus in the name of making a point about how people need to face rough-and-tumble discourse to flouncing out of the billionaires groupchat for a more private one because someone suggested Donald Trump isn't doing the best job
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The straight line from screaming "Hope you die of AIDS!" on the Stanford campus in the name of making a point about how people need to face rough-and-tumble discourse to flouncing out of the billionaires groupchat for a more private one because someone suggested Donald Trump isn't doing the best job
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Kevin Harlan is the greatest but Mike Breen is the catchphrase GOAT because when he drops a “way off” on your team you feel it in your soul
April 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kevin Harlan is the greatest but Mike Breen is the catchphrase GOAT because when he drops a “way off” on your team you feel it in your soul
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Again you can stop him from doing this or you can let him rule over you. There’s no third avenue where he just stops being a power-hungry racist on his own and you can ignore him
“A Financial Times analysis of more than 350,000 posts on X related to the election, gathered since the snap poll was announced in March, revealed a network of co-ordinated accounts pushing content to boost Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre and tarnish his counterpart, the Liberal’s Mark Carney.”
Canadians bombarded with rightwing content on Musk’s X ahead of election
FT analysis finds network of social media accounts attacking Liberal leader Mark Carney
www.ft.com
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Again you can stop him from doing this or you can let him rule over you. There’s no third avenue where he just stops being a power-hungry racist on his own and you can ignore him
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anybody who wants my vote in 2026 or 28 better be real-deal committed to prosecutions and prison sentences for a whole host of Trump admin people, including Trump himself, and his goons in various agencies
BREAKING: @aclu.org says Trump deported a child (U.S. citizen) with metastatic cancer without medication or consultation with physicians. This is the second child with cancer he's deported. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... @rollingstone.com
Trump Has Now Deported Multiple U.S. Citizen Children With Cancer
Two families who had lived in the United States for years, including a child with cancer and a pregnant mother, were deported by ICE on Friday.
www.rollingstone.com
April 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
anybody who wants my vote in 2026 or 28 better be real-deal committed to prosecutions and prison sentences for a whole host of Trump admin people, including Trump himself, and his goons in various agencies
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they're not losers because they're bad at fascism, they're fascists BECAUSE they're losers
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
they're not losers because they're bad at fascism, they're fascists BECAUSE they're losers
Waited until the last literal minute to donate to the EDSBS Charity Bowl.
Donated 52.50 to commemorate the night Manley Field House closed. It has never reopened.
#HoyaSaxa
#Charitibundibowl
Donated 52.50 to commemorate the night Manley Field House closed. It has never reopened.
#HoyaSaxa
#Charitibundibowl
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Waited until the last literal minute to donate to the EDSBS Charity Bowl.
Donated 52.50 to commemorate the night Manley Field House closed. It has never reopened.
#HoyaSaxa
#Charitibundibowl
Donated 52.50 to commemorate the night Manley Field House closed. It has never reopened.
#HoyaSaxa
#Charitibundibowl
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I’m sorry but you can’t introduce Bob Myers as “four-time NBA champion.” Motherfucker wasn’t a sixth man for those teams
April 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m sorry but you can’t introduce Bob Myers as “four-time NBA champion.” Motherfucker wasn’t a sixth man for those teams
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There's no more authentically Maryland Dad characteristic than refusing to root for the Wizards and picking a less embarrassing basketball team to follow instead.
the right always say they just want immigrants to assimilate!
here you have a "Maryland dad" but he's not *really* from Maryland according to them
he's wearing a Chicago Bulls hat but he's not *really* a Chicago Bulls fan according to them
you'll never be American enough
here you have a "Maryland dad" but he's not *really* from Maryland according to them
he's wearing a Chicago Bulls hat but he's not *really* a Chicago Bulls fan according to them
you'll never be American enough
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There's no more authentically Maryland Dad characteristic than refusing to root for the Wizards and picking a less embarrassing basketball team to follow instead.
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us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
Kirby’s first-ever published panel of Morgan Edge and Clark Kent (I think) does a good job of setting up Edge as a sinister weirdo and Kent as… a weirdo whose everyday speech is downright inscrutable.
April 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kirby’s first-ever published panel of Morgan Edge and Clark Kent (I think) does a good job of setting up Edge as a sinister weirdo and Kent as… a weirdo whose everyday speech is downright inscrutable.
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need the food and bev industry to get off their asses and realize seltzer water should come in tall boy cans. enough with the 12oz I'm a thirsty man give me the big ones
April 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
need the food and bev industry to get off their asses and realize seltzer water should come in tall boy cans. enough with the 12oz I'm a thirsty man give me the big ones
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I like that in this photo it’s not clear he was doing guns. He was punished for doing the Alas Poor Yorick speech from Hamlet
The NBA announced it has fined Grizzlies star Ja Morant $75,000 for repeated inappropriate hand gestures made during Memphis' win in Miami Thursday.
April 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I like that in this photo it’s not clear he was doing guns. He was punished for doing the Alas Poor Yorick speech from Hamlet
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the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
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"people should have expected this", man, we're putting tariffs on countries that have no population partly based on conversations trump had with dead lee iacocca and he renamed it the gulf of america, no, there are some new and unpredictable consequences here
April 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"people should have expected this", man, we're putting tariffs on countries that have no population partly based on conversations trump had with dead lee iacocca and he renamed it the gulf of america, no, there are some new and unpredictable consequences here
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i know pointing out the hypocrisy doesn't hurt them but telling the You Can't Close Applebee's Party we need to come together as a nation like it's WW2 again is so funny
Harris Faulkner on how Trump should talk to "401k people" worried about tariffs hurting them: "Look, when this nation used to go to war, people in this country would support the war effort with their materials at home and making things for weaponry. We have to do 100% buy in over this bumpy period"
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i know pointing out the hypocrisy doesn't hurt them but telling the You Can't Close Applebee's Party we need to come together as a nation like it's WW2 again is so funny
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Hegseth schedule now shows standing 10am with CAPT Morgan
March 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Hegseth schedule now shows standing 10am with CAPT Morgan
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I'm sorry but going to the white house after they tried to erase the contributions of the most important player in the history of your team is coward shit
Dodgers have accepted an invitation to visit the White House on April 7th during their series in DC. Some members of the team will also visit Capitol Hill on April 8
March 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm sorry but going to the white house after they tried to erase the contributions of the most important player in the history of your team is coward shit
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
One of the all time greats.
Born today in 1931 Alfonso 'Al' Williamson.
March 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One of the all time greats.
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My go-to is "Hey, y'all."
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My go-to is "Hey, y'all."
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Spoiler to all future Supreme Court drama so you don't have to follow it:
Democrat president -> Major Question 👎
Republican president -> Unitary Exec, Political Question 👍
Democrat president -> Major Question 👎
Republican president -> Unitary Exec, Political Question 👍
March 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Spoiler to all future Supreme Court drama so you don't have to follow it:
Democrat president -> Major Question 👎
Republican president -> Unitary Exec, Political Question 👍
Democrat president -> Major Question 👎
Republican president -> Unitary Exec, Political Question 👍
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Trump: COLUMBA IS AWFUL
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
March 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: COLUMBA IS AWFUL
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work
Columbia: [slaps student]
Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC
Columbia: [kicks student in groin]
Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL
Columbia: [punches brown student in nose]
Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA
Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work