Perhaps he's hoping each of them will buy him a round

Black cats are the best cats, our black cat is called Flossy and although she can be very hissy and spitty we love her dearly.

Take care and look after the mommy (in UK we say mummy) and daddy

The irony for him being that if you can afford five houses in Monopoly, you automatically upgrade to a hotel to stand outside and shout at.