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Carioca, flamenguista, viciada em Coca Cola. Sem paciência.
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September 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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cornost.one
dica de finanças: se você não desperdiça dinheiro em necessidades e coisas importantes, você pode investir num monte de besteira
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Coisa mais linda! 🥰
avesbrasil.bsky.social Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · Jun 12
🇧🇷Arara-vermelha
🌎Ara chloropterus
Conservação:Pouco Preocupante

A arara-vermelha é uma ave psittaciforme da família Psittacidae.

📷 Alexandre Gualhanone
Uma arara vermelha e azul está sentada num ramo de árvore. As penas da cabeça, peito e costas são principalmente vermelhas, enquanto as penas das asas são azuis e verdes. A cauda é longa e vermelha e os pés são cinzentos. O bico é branco e cinzento. O fundo é desfocado, mas parece ser uma floresta. Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
June 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Póbi Vigo…
samirsalimjr.com Samir Salim Jr. @samirsalimjr.com · May 16
parece o retrato de Vigo, o Cárpato, em Caça Fantasmas 2
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · May 15
“.. reminiscent of portraits of leaders hanging from public buildings, often seen in dictatorships, monarchies, and in descriptions in George Orwell’s 1984 of ‘Big Brother.’”

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May 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama Follow dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman. Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler Follow It should be categorically illegal for law enforcement to speak to a wife in the absence of her husband.
May 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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iagoalmeida.bsky.social
imagina achar que o publico Ia simpatizar com uma mocinha que acha UM MILHAO DE DOLARES e decide não usar um centavo
May 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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pernetinha.bsky.social
toda mulher nos EUA se sentindo mais segura agora que homens podem invadir os banheiros femininos para exigir provas de q as mulheres que ali estão realmente têm ppk
May 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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reddish.bsky.social
roteiristas favor mandar um pouco de sossego e estabilidade que tá foda pra protagonista
May 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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jefinhomenes.bsky.social
"Ah mas dá pra saber quando é inteligência artificial só pelos dedos estranhos"

Michel Temer em 2016:
May 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Nosso querido e confiável Cacique!
likeazombie.bsky.social L. @likeazombie.bsky.social · May 3
como explicar pra quem é de fora q a prefeitura do rio de janeiro tem um contrato com uma fundação esotérica pra evitar chuva em dia de grandes eventos?
May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Caralho! Acertava os cornos dele com uma frigideira enquanto ele dormia!
askaubry.com AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · Apr 20
This is incredibly heartbreaking.

And these AHs "Sure you are bleeding out and going through a painful miscarriage, but like did you even consider that you ruined your husband's birthday with it though? Monsters.
r/AITAH u/ProgressDependent703 1d AITAH for calling my husband a disgrace after he said my miscarriage ruined his birthday Advice Needed TW - loss I miscarried yesterday afternoon about 12pm. I've never had a miscarriage before and this baby was so wished for so it's all so fresh and I'm sobbing right now so I apologise in advance if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. My husband turned 27 yesterday. I 26F was pregnant with mine and my husband's 27M 2nd child. Yesterday, I was 8 weeks pregnant. The day before yesterday we saw a beautiful heart beat flicking on the screen and today I'm devastated. I was playing with our 2 year old when I felt a pressure in my lower abdomen. Not long later, I noticed bleeding and I let my husband know immediately that I had discomfort and bleeding. Before long I had passed what I believe is the fetus and I messaged him "I think I lost the baby". I wanted to keep him updated and I guess I was seeking some kind of emotional support. I asked if he could come home and he said "of course, if it's urgent". I said I think it is because the pain and bleeding is getting worse and I'm starting to feel lightheaded and our 2 year old is unattended in his playroom right now. We have no friends or family near that I could call who would get to us quicker than he could. I had to clean myself up, crawl down stairs to take paracetamol, make my son his lunch and then put him down for a nap. At this point my husband still isn't home. He was working approx 30 mins away and took closer to 60 mins to get back. Hours later when I asked, it was because he'd stopped at Tesco to pick up some beers. I ended up very poorly, losing lots of blood, lightheaded, vomiting etc and he had to take me to A&E. By the time I was discharged it was almost 8pm. Last week, I had said I'd make him his favourite dinner for his birthday which he reminded me when we were almost home. I said I wasn't feeling up to it and that whatever takeaway he wants is on me. He said "for fuck sake" under his breath and then muttered something along the lines of "this bullshit has ruined my birthday". He didn't stop to get any takeaway. He just drove straight home. He put our son to bed and I went to bed and I'm not sure what he did after. I didn't see him this morning as he had already left for work. He's not messaged me all day and he got home a few hours ago (it's now 8. 40pm) and he's been giving me silent treatment. I tried to speak to him about an hour or so ago and he ignored me and I called him a disgrace. He slammed the bedroom door and locked me out of the bedroom. His mum has since messaged me and said I need to be patient as he's also had a loss. She didn't ask how I was or anything. He's obviously speaking to his mum but why isn't he opening up and speaking to me? She said I was harsh? I'm feeling utterly emotionally neglected right now. My body has been through emotional and physical hell. I understand that my miscarriage came at a fucking inconvenient time for him as it was his birthday and all. I'm not sure if it's the hormones making me feel crazy but is it nuts to contemplate divorce? AITAH for calling him a disgrace? Emergency-Stable754 9h Oh no! Anyways...breeder problems. PracticalBad2466 7h garbagehuman9 5h Reply ghdgdnfj 11h Minimum-Arachn It takes two to tango DeviceStrange6473 14h Your husband will forever remember losi. his child on his birthday. No Birthday will be the same for him in the future. It will reflect grief. No one wants a grief event, on a usually special day you look forward too. Then men handle grief differently from women. Also you had a tiring mentally A&E visit for both of you. Maybe he cried even after you went to bed, you don't know? So I think using the word disgrace was a poor word choice. UPDAT csfuriosa 6h SheepherderOk1448 9h You chose him. You chose terribly. yta do i even need to explain Before you read all the posts calling your husband a monster and demanding you divorce him, maybe just realize that the loss might not have sunk in yet. It doesn't seem like he's emotionally realized what's happened. He might not have been in a state emotionally where he could grieve right away. So quick to say divorce over his grieving for the loss of his baby that'll never be. Give him a break. Pathetic. zqmvco997h Not trying to be mean, rude, or insensitive but why didn't you call the ambulance? killington2019. 21h Top 1% Commenter FloppieTheBanjoClown 20h dboltse 9h Well. a miscarriage on birthday is obvioush not the best present You have to understand how much hopes he pinned on this day being a great one, just because the words this shit has ruined his birthday came out of his mouth Does not mean he wanted it for his birthday but rather he is naming the day that summarizing it was as that. It is a title... and now such a special not a day has been ruined... due to unfortunate circumstances. Sorry for your loss i would have long ago hung myself if this happened AceBv1 23h esh you both sound like a barrel of laughs would you have preferred he say "your miscarriage made my birthday great"? NTA. Just remember his assholery born of his…
April 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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hospiciobrasil.bsky.social
Meteram o código-fonte no cu do Bozo.
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Governo Trump destaca Brasil como exemplo de segurança eleitoral
No relatório, divulgado nesta terça-feira (25/3), o Brasil foi citado como exemplo por exigir identificação biométrica dos eleitores
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March 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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alicebiruta.bsky.social
tiroteio de piroca e o cu da seleção tá sem colete
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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FERNANDA INDICADA AO OSCAR
JAIR INDICADO AO EMMY

EMMYNENTE DETENÇÃO NO COMPLEXO PENITENCIÁRIO DA PAPUDA
February 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
patyturque.bsky.social
O nível de insanidade só vai aumentando 👀
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Desenho dividido em quatro quadrantes. No primeiro há um relógio de rua escrito na parte de enunciar "beba água e use filtro solar." O relógio marca 9h e 12 min. No segundo o relógio muda para temperatura e marca 33°C. No terceiro o relógio muda para hora e marca 09h e 13min. No quarto o relógio muda para temperatura 33°C e o relógio de rua está derretendo.
February 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Olhando ursinho polar que nasceu no Brasil.

Pensando que, em alguns anos, só teremos ursos polares nesses espaços.
February 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Fofurinha 🥰
jnascim.info Jeff Nascimento @jnascim.info · Feb 17
Nur, bebê ursa-polar, nascida no Ipiranga #Fantástica
A imagem mostra um filhote de urso polar em um ambiente coberto de palha, registrado por uma câmera de vigilância noturna, sugerindo que o animal está sendo monitorado. O canto superior direito exibe um ícone de gravação (“REC”) com um pequeno ícone de urso polar ao lado, indicando que se trata de uma filmagem de um zoológico ou centro de conservação. No centro da imagem, há uma faixa azul semitransparente com a palavra “NUR” escrita em letras maiúsculas, que pode estar relacionada ao nome do filhote ou a um termo em outro idioma. O filhote parece estar se movimentando ou tentando se levantar, e sua aparência fofa e frágil indica que ele ainda é muito jovem. O ambiente de palha reforça a ideia de um ninho preparado para seu conforto e segurança.
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Nem fudendo!
luduvicu.bsky.social Luduvicu @luduvicu.bsky.social · Feb 16
Imagina investir todo seu dinheiro em algo recomendado por este homem
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Sobre a desinformação de sensação térmica de 70°, 60°:
Aqui é Rio de Janeiro, porra, se tivesse essa possibilidade, o prefeito Eduardo Paes já tava nas tvs, nas rádios, em jornais e sites alertando as pessoas e negociando com empresas folgas, trampo remoto, avisando que só o essencial ia funcionar.
February 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Vejam as cenas no Recife e entendam como é absurdo comparar qualquer fandom de cantora pop com qualquer torcida organizada de futebol. “Você tá generalizando”, estou.
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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lanadeholanda.bsky.social
O que aconteceu hoje em Recife é uma prova monumental da falência de parte da sociedade brasileira. Qualquer pessoa que não se escandalize com isso (e que justifique ou minimize o episódio, usando a paixão doentia e irracional pelo futebol) é pq já perdeu a alma igual um rato.
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Chamaram o VAR!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM