Patrick Bryan
@pattyboombatty.bsky.social
Coloradan. UX Designer. Recovering hipster. Meme doofus. He/him
Drunk James Carville
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Drunk James Carville
Had a great time listening while ripping like crazy on the zaza
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Had a great time listening while ripping like crazy on the zaza
Ball F Socckins
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ball F Socckins
More like Ass Dumbshit amirite
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
More like Ass Dumbshit amirite
This is insanely cool. It brings back a shitload of memories.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is insanely cool. It brings back a shitload of memories.
I picked up a copy from Alice at Edinburgh fringe. Most delightful thing I’ve read in years. Turning heads at coffee shops and bars the way I’ve been snickering to myself while reading it.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I picked up a copy from Alice at Edinburgh fringe. Most delightful thing I’ve read in years. Turning heads at coffee shops and bars the way I’ve been snickering to myself while reading it.
What will be your first edict?
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
What will be your first edict?
Grew up in the American south, have had a talent for accents. I worked at Starbucks in college and sometimes I’d use a British or Scottish accent in the drive through for funsies and some people would just fawn over it, no matter how bad.
September 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Grew up in the American south, have had a talent for accents. I worked at Starbucks in college and sometimes I’d use a British or Scottish accent in the drive through for funsies and some people would just fawn over it, no matter how bad.
What is the microbiome if not a zen garden for burping germs?
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What is the microbiome if not a zen garden for burping germs?
The best way to choose where to establish bases is by sneezing on a map
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The best way to choose where to establish bases is by sneezing on a map
This, we can leverage
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This, we can leverage
Was Xanadu, mainly
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Was Xanadu, mainly
This show had me in tears. Fucking fantastic.
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This show had me in tears. Fucking fantastic.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social well if we want to limit speeding we could always put it behind a paywall…
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social well if we want to limit speeding we could always put it behind a paywall…
It’s because you think outside the BOX
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s because you think outside the BOX
That’s when a baby isn’t an uplet, right?
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
That’s when a baby isn’t an uplet, right?
Get the scary numbers! Get ‘em!
August 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Get the scary numbers! Get ‘em!
They need a jorb! To pay rent!
August 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They need a jorb! To pay rent!
I got to ride in a Tesla on autopilot a while back and it was speeding. Like ~10 mph over. Without user intervention and without requiring hands on the steering wheel a single time in a 30 minute drive. So can’t trust the bots.
August 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I got to ride in a Tesla on autopilot a while back and it was speeding. Like ~10 mph over. Without user intervention and without requiring hands on the steering wheel a single time in a 30 minute drive. So can’t trust the bots.
Fantastic. No notes.
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fantastic. No notes.
Dang P Money, a tostada is a tasty treat
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Dang P Money, a tostada is a tasty treat
She nosh on that toastie?
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She nosh on that toastie?
So which three have you *not* been to?
21 for me
21 for me
July 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So which three have you *not* been to?
21 for me
21 for me