Boozy Tarot (Patti Woods)
@pattiwoods.bsky.social
Tarot reader, mind body skills facilitator, LAUGHTER is my word of the year
What’s going on astrologically that would cause me to be annoyed AF? Because this ain’t right.
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What’s going on astrologically that would cause me to be annoyed AF? Because this ain’t right.
Reading cards at a bougie event recently. Everything was over the top-the mini cupcakes with edible flowers, the glasses of pink bubbly, chandeliers, the whole shebang. And then I pulled out my “well-loved” cards and I thought “uh oh.” They didn’t fit in. Should the cards match the vibe?
May 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reading cards at a bougie event recently. Everything was over the top-the mini cupcakes with edible flowers, the glasses of pink bubbly, chandeliers, the whole shebang. And then I pulled out my “well-loved” cards and I thought “uh oh.” They didn’t fit in. Should the cards match the vibe?
I had leftover egg yolks after making a coconut cake, so I used them to make lemon curd. This is what everyone’s getting for gifts from now on. 🍋
April 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I had leftover egg yolks after making a coconut cake, so I used them to make lemon curd. This is what everyone’s getting for gifts from now on. 🍋
“Spiritually assaulted.” That’s how a client said she felt when she was aggressively solicited by a reader at a metaphysical show. Just a reminder that not all “woo” practitioners are kind or helpful. #tarotsky
April 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Spiritually assaulted.” That’s how a client said she felt when she was aggressively solicited by a reader at a metaphysical show. Just a reminder that not all “woo” practitioners are kind or helpful. #tarotsky
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i have a few readers (and ex-readers) who have vociferously defended AI to me, and to them, i just have to say, *you* didn't train the AI, thousands and thousands of us who ACTUALLY WROTE FUCKING BOOKS did
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i have a few readers (and ex-readers) who have vociferously defended AI to me, and to them, i just have to say, *you* didn't train the AI, thousands and thousands of us who ACTUALLY WROTE FUCKING BOOKS did
No matter how many events and parties I do, I never remember to take photos.
March 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
No matter how many events and parties I do, I never remember to take photos.
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Use your library card; not your credit card.
February 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Use your library card; not your credit card.
✅Made my calls today.
February 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
✅Made my calls today.
This needs to be said now more than ever: be discerning when working with a reader, medium or healer of any kind. Some are not who they purport to be. Do your research, trust your intuition. #tarotsky
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This needs to be said now more than ever: be discerning when working with a reader, medium or healer of any kind. Some are not who they purport to be. Do your research, trust your intuition. #tarotsky
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The world is a fiery shitshow.
AND
You are allowed to be happy.
These two things are not mutually exclusive. Clutching our moments of joy with both hands is how we remember what we're fighting for and trying to protect.
AND
You are allowed to be happy.
These two things are not mutually exclusive. Clutching our moments of joy with both hands is how we remember what we're fighting for and trying to protect.
February 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The world is a fiery shitshow.
AND
You are allowed to be happy.
These two things are not mutually exclusive. Clutching our moments of joy with both hands is how we remember what we're fighting for and trying to protect.
AND
You are allowed to be happy.
These two things are not mutually exclusive. Clutching our moments of joy with both hands is how we remember what we're fighting for and trying to protect.
This morning I was giving a presentation to a networking group. I pulled cards beforehand and instead of asking, “How will it go?” (Which might induce panic depending on the card) I asked, “What do people need from me?” I got the King of Cups. I shared my expertise with compassion & care. #tarotsky
February 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This morning I was giving a presentation to a networking group. I pulled cards beforehand and instead of asking, “How will it go?” (Which might induce panic depending on the card) I asked, “What do people need from me?” I got the King of Cups. I shared my expertise with compassion & care. #tarotsky
I’ve been painting a square a day as my daily meditation. Any suggestions on designs?
February 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’ve been painting a square a day as my daily meditation. Any suggestions on designs?
I worked at a candy shop in college. Valentine’s Day was pure chaos. People had very strong feelings about chocolate and what they wanted. What’s yours?
February 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I worked at a candy shop in college. Valentine’s Day was pure chaos. People had very strong feelings about chocolate and what they wanted. What’s yours?
Today I finished the last roll of packing tape I bought during Covid. Why does this feel ominous?
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Today I finished the last roll of packing tape I bought during Covid. Why does this feel ominous?
Many thanks to the magically fantastical Bex for having me as a guest. I love talking tarot! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Patti Woods, Boozy Tarot
Podcast Episode · Confessions of a Tarot Reader · 01/30/2025 · 47m
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January 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Many thanks to the magically fantastical Bex for having me as a guest. I love talking tarot! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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I have a suggestion for you. In times of trouble and strife, there is therapeutic benefit in being among trees and in physical contact with them. So if you can, go hug a tree today, the bigger the better. This huge old chinkapin oak is known as The Great God Tree.
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have a suggestion for you. In times of trouble and strife, there is therapeutic benefit in being among trees and in physical contact with them. So if you can, go hug a tree today, the bigger the better. This huge old chinkapin oak is known as The Great God Tree.
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
I need to self-soothe. Tell me your favorite candy.
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I need to self-soothe. Tell me your favorite candy.
If you’re missing Tarot on Tik Tok, come join my super fun group Boozy Tarot®️ on FB. I’ll be going live Sunday night at 7 pm eastern.
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you’re missing Tarot on Tik Tok, come join my super fun group Boozy Tarot®️ on FB. I’ll be going live Sunday night at 7 pm eastern.
It’s back to college for my boy. Missing him already. But at least I get my car back. 🎉
January 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s back to college for my boy. Missing him already. But at least I get my car back. 🎉
During Covid I colored a circle everyday to help manage my anxiety. What should I color for the next four years?
January 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
During Covid I colored a circle everyday to help manage my anxiety. What should I color for the next four years?
January is always bustling for tarot readings, but this year is a doozy. I’m coming up for some air before I dive in again. Anyone have any good snack suggestions?
January 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
January is always bustling for tarot readings, but this year is a doozy. I’m coming up for some air before I dive in again. Anyone have any good snack suggestions?
This is one of those books that will stick in my head for a long time. Quick, easy read. Profound, unique ideas.
January 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is one of those books that will stick in my head for a long time. Quick, easy read. Profound, unique ideas.