Patsy Blue Ribbon
@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
Indianapolis ecdysiast, stripper of the people, member of the Rocket Doll Revue
Unpacked my gig bag(s) less than 24 hours after the show ⭐️
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Unpacked my gig bag(s) less than 24 hours after the show ⭐️
Yo why do I spend half of the year co-producing a burlesque festival?
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yo why do I spend half of the year co-producing a burlesque festival?
There’s no tragedy like realizing you rhinestoned something the wrong way.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There’s no tragedy like realizing you rhinestoned something the wrong way.
The shows I’m helping bring into reality in 2026 are the stuff baby burlesque dreams are made of ✨
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The shows I’m helping bring into reality in 2026 are the stuff baby burlesque dreams are made of ✨
2026 is the year of the high cut panty
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
2026 is the year of the high cut panty
Besides the show tonight, I only have 1 more essential showbiz task before I go on my anniversary/honeymoon trip for 10 days
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Besides the show tonight, I only have 1 more essential showbiz task before I go on my anniversary/honeymoon trip for 10 days
Hot take: I think people over-complicate rhinestoning
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hot take: I think people over-complicate rhinestoning
Setting a really good example for the students by finishing my new costume the night before the show
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Setting a really good example for the students by finishing my new costume the night before the show
The horror of unpacking the gig bag
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The horror of unpacking the gig bag
If you’re not going to the hardware store 3 days before the show, is it burlesque?
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you’re not going to the hardware store 3 days before the show, is it burlesque?
“Oh, perfect! We’ll go get your trash.” Me to @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Oh, perfect! We’ll go get your trash.” Me to @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social
“Feathers flopping”
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Feathers flopping”
We’ve reached the Delirium stage of act development
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We’ve reached the Delirium stage of act development
Do I have the energy to unpack my gig bags?
September 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do I have the energy to unpack my gig bags?
Building the 2026 burlesque calendar… a serious undertaking
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Building the 2026 burlesque calendar… a serious undertaking
Lovingly replacing each lost rhinestone on my costumes for this Saturday
July 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lovingly replacing each lost rhinestone on my costumes for this Saturday
I keep starting a new costuming project and it’s creating a toxic work environment
July 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I keep starting a new costuming project and it’s creating a toxic work environment
What if instead of washing and setting the wigs… we just brush them out.
July 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What if instead of washing and setting the wigs… we just brush them out.
“Now we don’t have anyone around us so we can talk about penises and buttholes.”
July 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Now we don’t have anyone around us so we can talk about penises and buttholes.”
“I just want a Long Island.”-man at the White Rabbit bar
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“I just want a Long Island.”-man at the White Rabbit bar
At least the 2 costumes I’m building both use a lot of black.
June 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
At least the 2 costumes I’m building both use a lot of black.
First test. How did I do?
June 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
First test. How did I do?
No bookings have lined up with my availability so far this summer. I’m hoping I can really keep my focus on creating.
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No bookings have lined up with my availability so far this summer. I’m hoping I can really keep my focus on creating.
Having a rare moment of keeping good track of everything I’m buying to create a new act. It’s a reminder that outsiders truly have no idea.
June 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Having a rare moment of keeping good track of everything I’m buying to create a new act. It’s a reminder that outsiders truly have no idea.
“Enveloped in a moment of decadence” - Luna, one of my new students during their first class
May 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Enveloped in a moment of decadence” - Luna, one of my new students during their first class