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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌
@patriotbanana.bsky.social
Just an all-american Banana. Here to discuss all things peacefully! 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💙🦋. Resisting Facism! Politically Homeless until we know for sure who is good and bad. Stop war. Bring peace. Heal the planet!
Got it done today
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hi everyone. Patriot Banana here.
I'd like to just take this opportunity to urge you to consider that perhaps, just perhaps, Russia hasn't stopped being evil since 1947 because they got away with genocide too (along with our own evils we must pay for).

So. Let's stop Russia and help kids?
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Almost forgot about this guy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Two best I've found today
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A love story for the ages
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If the people on TV claim to have news, I would think the President of the US being a serial child rapist would be a top story.

But I'm just a banana.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I prefer the term #ICES
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
From Open secrets
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
ICES at it again
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's right there guys, it sends the right message.

Call them what they are. #ICES
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Here is the answer.

We need to not assume every blue person is good. We need to police the blue candidates also. They should make you feel like Zohan, Crockett, or Buttigeg does when they speak. If they don't, primary them.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Patriot Banana says too much plastic surgery can leave you looking like the jigsaw doll.
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Did someone clone Jim Morrison?
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Patriot Banana remembers beerfest.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not sure who needs this advice, but you can repurpose silicone DIY baby food makers into badass drinking ice cubes.
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I prefer ICES
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM