Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦
@patrickjohanneson.com
Part-time prevaricator.
He/him 🇨🇦
https://patrickjohanneson.com/
Avatar by @badguybirnie.bsky.social's kid
Ukrainian wheat field header by Alex @aplante.com Plante
I'm also on Mastodon — https://mstdn.ca/@pjohanneson
He/him 🇨🇦
https://patrickjohanneson.com/
Avatar by @badguybirnie.bsky.social's kid
Ukrainian wheat field header by Alex @aplante.com Plante
I'm also on Mastodon — https://mstdn.ca/@pjohanneson
It's been years since I read it, but I remember the line standing alone, with the salespeople in the next paragraph.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's been years since I read it, but I remember the line standing alone, with the salespeople in the next paragraph.
"In five years the penis will be obsolete."
—John Varley, Steel Beach
—John Varley, Steel Beach
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"In five years the penis will be obsolete."
—John Varley, Steel Beach
—John Varley, Steel Beach
nah, that's a problem for the editing phase
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
nah, that's a problem for the editing phase
Talk Like a Pirate Day is in, what, September?
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Talk Like a Pirate Day is in, what, September?
a thousand dollars for SHORTS
this guy is the fool in that old saying about a fool and his money
this guy is the fool in that old saying about a fool and his money
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
a thousand dollars for SHORTS
this guy is the fool in that old saying about a fool and his money
this guy is the fool in that old saying about a fool and his money
middlin' at best, then
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
middlin' at best, then
thanks I hate it
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
thanks I hate it
Thick crust or thin?
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thick crust or thin?
"both" is probably a safe bet
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"both" is probably a safe bet
Reposted by Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦
Bond writers: “we can’t just bring Bond back to life, it’s too unbelievable, the audience won’t go for it!”
Also Bond writers:
Also Bond writers:
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bond writers: “we can’t just bring Bond back to life, it’s too unbelievable, the audience won’t go for it!”
Also Bond writers:
Also Bond writers:
I've always liked¹ this @smbccomics.bsky.social comic's view on the lives (and therefore the "canon") of fictional characters.
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¹ OK, maybe "liked" is the wrong word.
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¹ OK, maybe "liked" is the wrong word.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've always liked¹ this @smbccomics.bsky.social comic's view on the lives (and therefore the "canon") of fictional characters.
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¹ OK, maybe "liked" is the wrong word.
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¹ OK, maybe "liked" is the wrong word.
if it was me, I think there'd be some cussin'
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if it was me, I think there'd be some cussin'
I got one of those in my mailbox one time, and I have no idea why.
(straight into the recycling bin)
(straight into the recycling bin)
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I got one of those in my mailbox one time, and I have no idea why.
(straight into the recycling bin)
(straight into the recycling bin)
"You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
...but seriously, sure you could
...but seriously, sure you could
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
...but seriously, sure you could
...but seriously, sure you could
Indeed. We even have a king, for ... reasons.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Indeed. We even have a king, for ... reasons.
Yeah, here in Canada Remembrance Day honours all veterans and service members, including WWI and II, Korea, and Afghanistan.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yeah, here in Canada Remembrance Day honours all veterans and service members, including WWI and II, Korea, and Afghanistan.
Armistice Day / Remembrance Day commemorates the end of World War I on November 11, 1918.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armisti...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armisti...
Armistice Day - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Armistice Day / Remembrance Day commemorates the end of World War I on November 11, 1918.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armisti...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armisti...
we better listen, it's a pretty influential planet
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
we better listen, it's a pretty influential planet