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Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦
@patrickjohanneson.com
Part-time prevaricator.

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https://patrickjohanneson.com/

Avatar by @badguybirnie.bsky.social's kid
Ukrainian wheat field header by Alex @aplante.com Plante


I'm also on Mastodon — https://mstdn.ca/@pjohanneson
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's been years since I read it, but I remember the line standing alone, with the salespeople in the next paragraph.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"In five years the penis will be obsolete."

—John Varley, Steel Beach
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
nah, that's a problem for the editing phase
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Talk Like a Pirate Day is in, what, September?
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
a thousand dollars for SHORTS

this guy is the fool in that old saying about a fool and his money
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
middlin' at best, then
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
thanks I hate it
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Thick crust or thin?
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"both" is probably a safe bet
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦
Bond writers: “we can’t just bring Bond back to life, it’s too unbelievable, the audience won’t go for it!”

Also Bond writers:
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I've always liked¹ this @smbccomics.bsky.social comic's view on the lives (and therefore the "canon") of fictional characters.


¹ OK, maybe "liked" is the wrong word.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
if it was me, I think there'd be some cussin'
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I got one of those in my mailbox one time, and I have no idea why.

(straight into the recycling bin)
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

...but seriously, sure you could
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Indeed. We even have a king, for ... reasons.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yeah, here in Canada Remembrance Day honours all veterans and service members, including WWI and II, Korea, and Afghanistan.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Armistice Day / Remembrance Day commemorates the end of World War I on November 11, 1918.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armisti...
Armistice Day - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
we better listen, it's a pretty influential planet
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM