Patrice ⭐️ 🚫👑
@patricefitzgerald.bsky.social
Author, attorney, singer, pianist, mom of humans and cute rescue pup.
It seems he's using less of it, since everyone has noticed. But he can't give up that sweet sweet eyeliner appeal.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It seems he's using less of it, since everyone has noticed. But he can't give up that sweet sweet eyeliner appeal.
"...destroyed property in her office, and then fled the scene."
Reminds me of this guy in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office...
Reminds me of this guy in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office...
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"...destroyed property in her office, and then fled the scene."
Reminds me of this guy in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office...
Reminds me of this guy in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office...
Megyn Kelly has a daughter, who is 13, or possibly 14 by now.
I find it incomprehensible and horrific that she can lightly toss off a reference to some grown man who "liked 15-year-old girls" as though that's just sorta cute, and not a problem FOR THOSE 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
I find it incomprehensible and horrific that she can lightly toss off a reference to some grown man who "liked 15-year-old girls" as though that's just sorta cute, and not a problem FOR THOSE 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Megyn Kelly has a daughter, who is 13, or possibly 14 by now.
I find it incomprehensible and horrific that she can lightly toss off a reference to some grown man who "liked 15-year-old girls" as though that's just sorta cute, and not a problem FOR THOSE 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
I find it incomprehensible and horrific that she can lightly toss off a reference to some grown man who "liked 15-year-old girls" as though that's just sorta cute, and not a problem FOR THOSE 15-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
How amazing is it that 87-year-old Joyce Carol Oates has taken on Elon Musk? She's gotten so deep under his skin that he can't stop responding... trying to prove that he *does* read books! Yes he does!! 👀
Currently he's criticizing her (correct) use of semicolons.
A great image from Literary Hub:
Currently he's criticizing her (correct) use of semicolons.
A great image from Literary Hub:
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
How amazing is it that 87-year-old Joyce Carol Oates has taken on Elon Musk? She's gotten so deep under his skin that he can't stop responding... trying to prove that he *does* read books! Yes he does!! 👀
Currently he's criticizing her (correct) use of semicolons.
A great image from Literary Hub:
Currently he's criticizing her (correct) use of semicolons.
A great image from Literary Hub:
Credit: LIterary Hub
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Credit: LIterary Hub
Thanks! Yes, it varies widely, depending upon age and education, as well as ethnicity. Most of the money is with the older white college graduates.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thanks! Yes, it varies widely, depending upon age and education, as well as ethnicity. Most of the money is with the older white college graduates.
Hmm. Many layers to this issue.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Hmm. Many layers to this issue.
Trump's new bathroom with gold-plated fixtures and toilet-level windows for a better view of... him 👀 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Also, his toilet paper. Before, and after.
Also, his toilet paper. Before, and after.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Trump's new bathroom with gold-plated fixtures and toilet-level windows for a better view of... him 👀 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Also, his toilet paper. Before, and after.
Also, his toilet paper. Before, and after.
This one I do not know. Are you willing to explain the red cow or do I have to go “do my own research”? 🤣
I know about the laughing cow. That’s cheese…
I know about the laughing cow. That’s cheese…
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This one I do not know. Are you willing to explain the red cow or do I have to go “do my own research”? 🤣
I know about the laughing cow. That’s cheese…
I know about the laughing cow. That’s cheese…
Yes... let's get the children back in the mines! Put them to work. Factory jobs are good too. Let the little ones learn the pride of starving until they get a job.
[Portrait shows Florence Thompson with several of her children in a Depression-era photograph known as "Migrant Mother."]
[Portrait shows Florence Thompson with several of her children in a Depression-era photograph known as "Migrant Mother."]
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yes... let's get the children back in the mines! Put them to work. Factory jobs are good too. Let the little ones learn the pride of starving until they get a job.
[Portrait shows Florence Thompson with several of her children in a Depression-era photograph known as "Migrant Mother."]
[Portrait shows Florence Thompson with several of her children in a Depression-era photograph known as "Migrant Mother."]
I’m so excited! I just got a bathroom done in Home Depot Lincoln bathroom style myself—lovely and very affordable.
No gold-plated shit, though. Alas. 🙄
No gold-plated shit, though. Alas. 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m so excited! I just got a bathroom done in Home Depot Lincoln bathroom style myself—lovely and very affordable.
No gold-plated shit, though. Alas. 🙄
No gold-plated shit, though. Alas. 🙄
They want Trump’s custom pubic hair art in their bags?! 👀
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
They want Trump’s custom pubic hair art in their bags?! 👀
And here she is now.
She's definitely more beautiful in terms of current Trumpian preferences, but it must have been uncomfortable to have the cheek implants, the lip filler, and the other... "improvements."
And of course, you can simply buy the large diamond cross!
She's definitely more beautiful in terms of current Trumpian preferences, but it must have been uncomfortable to have the cheek implants, the lip filler, and the other... "improvements."
And of course, you can simply buy the large diamond cross!
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And here she is now.
She's definitely more beautiful in terms of current Trumpian preferences, but it must have been uncomfortable to have the cheek implants, the lip filler, and the other... "improvements."
And of course, you can simply buy the large diamond cross!
She's definitely more beautiful in terms of current Trumpian preferences, but it must have been uncomfortable to have the cheek implants, the lip filler, and the other... "improvements."
And of course, you can simply buy the large diamond cross!
Celebrating our freedom of speech and right peaceably to assemble in Hartford, Connecticut, at the State House.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Celebrating our freedom of speech and right peaceably to assemble in Hartford, Connecticut, at the State House.
We’ll be at the Capitol building in Hartford…
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We’ll be at the Capitol building in Hartford…
People will be very confused about the pubes on their Trump watchface... 👀
October 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
People will be very confused about the pubes on their Trump watchface... 👀
Celebrate the Constitution! We're singing Prof. Neely Bruce's powerful "Bill of Rights"--a musical setting of the first 10 Amendments.
Tonight, Friday, 10/10 @ 5 @ Wesleyan Univ., Middletown, CT. Jill Lepore reads the First Amendment!
Free, open to the public... a chance peaceably to assemble. 🇺🇸
Tonight, Friday, 10/10 @ 5 @ Wesleyan Univ., Middletown, CT. Jill Lepore reads the First Amendment!
Free, open to the public... a chance peaceably to assemble. 🇺🇸
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Celebrate the Constitution! We're singing Prof. Neely Bruce's powerful "Bill of Rights"--a musical setting of the first 10 Amendments.
Tonight, Friday, 10/10 @ 5 @ Wesleyan Univ., Middletown, CT. Jill Lepore reads the First Amendment!
Free, open to the public... a chance peaceably to assemble. 🇺🇸
Tonight, Friday, 10/10 @ 5 @ Wesleyan Univ., Middletown, CT. Jill Lepore reads the First Amendment!
Free, open to the public... a chance peaceably to assemble. 🇺🇸
That horse is thinkin'... oh shit, does she have a gun on her?
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
That horse is thinkin'... oh shit, does she have a gun on her?
This is great!
I love the pushback from the frogs and all the folks in cheery, non-threatening costumes! I hope their whimsical approach doesn't get the ICEmen foaming at the mouth and committing violence against these brave people, who absolutely have the right "peaceably to assemble."
I love the pushback from the frogs and all the folks in cheery, non-threatening costumes! I hope their whimsical approach doesn't get the ICEmen foaming at the mouth and committing violence against these brave people, who absolutely have the right "peaceably to assemble."
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is great!
I love the pushback from the frogs and all the folks in cheery, non-threatening costumes! I hope their whimsical approach doesn't get the ICEmen foaming at the mouth and committing violence against these brave people, who absolutely have the right "peaceably to assemble."
I love the pushback from the frogs and all the folks in cheery, non-threatening costumes! I hope their whimsical approach doesn't get the ICEmen foaming at the mouth and committing violence against these brave people, who absolutely have the right "peaceably to assemble."
Yes!
Here's our Sookie... rescued in 2020.
Here's our Sookie... rescued in 2020.
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yes!
Here's our Sookie... rescued in 2020.
Here's our Sookie... rescued in 2020.
Please share this widely!
Here's the wild and crazy (and violent) WAR in Portland that Trump is warning us about. He's sending in the troops to protect ICE facilities! See for yourself what is going on there...
Here's the wild and crazy (and violent) WAR in Portland that Trump is warning us about. He's sending in the troops to protect ICE facilities! See for yourself what is going on there...
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Please share this widely!
Here's the wild and crazy (and violent) WAR in Portland that Trump is warning us about. He's sending in the troops to protect ICE facilities! See for yourself what is going on there...
Here's the wild and crazy (and violent) WAR in Portland that Trump is warning us about. He's sending in the troops to protect ICE facilities! See for yourself what is going on there...
Poor ol' Grampa Trump is confused again.
He thinks we want him to release the files about the Earhart flights and questions around her death.
But we want him to release the files about the EPSTEIN flights and questions around his death.
Simple mistake. C'mon Donald. You remember this guy...
He thinks we want him to release the files about the Earhart flights and questions around her death.
But we want him to release the files about the EPSTEIN flights and questions around his death.
Simple mistake. C'mon Donald. You remember this guy...
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Poor ol' Grampa Trump is confused again.
He thinks we want him to release the files about the Earhart flights and questions around her death.
But we want him to release the files about the EPSTEIN flights and questions around his death.
Simple mistake. C'mon Donald. You remember this guy...
He thinks we want him to release the files about the Earhart flights and questions around her death.
But we want him to release the files about the EPSTEIN flights and questions around his death.
Simple mistake. C'mon Donald. You remember this guy...
It's wild to read timelines backward (stayed off for a day to clear my head after the Kirk killing). Starts w/reports that the assassin was a radical rightwing extremist, then scrolls back to when MAGAmericans & Trump were excoriating that awful liberal leftist who murdered their guy.
But... nope.
But... nope.
September 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It's wild to read timelines backward (stayed off for a day to clear my head after the Kirk killing). Starts w/reports that the assassin was a radical rightwing extremist, then scrolls back to when MAGAmericans & Trump were excoriating that awful liberal leftist who murdered their guy.
But... nope.
But... nope.
