Patrick Gauthier
@patgauthier.bsky.social
Smarter than the average bear.
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
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Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
Your problem was putting the word “think” next to the words somebody “from the province”…
I happened to be at the City of Ottawa’s Loretta Street traffic facility today and saw the skids of oversized signs that recently arrived. Did nobody from the province think of checking with the municipalities about dimensions and logistics before they produced & shipped these???
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Your problem was putting the word “think” next to the words somebody “from the province”…
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
O Train smells like a hockey bag. Cool cool cool.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
O Train smells like a hockey bag. Cool cool cool.
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Arguing with JD Vance feels like taking the bait but still:
1. Per capita GDP is not a measure of "standard of living"
2. US GDP/capita is highly skewed by the outlier ultra-wealthy 0.01% class
3. Canadians, as a median, earn more money, work fewer hours, and live longer than Americans
1. Per capita GDP is not a measure of "standard of living"
2. US GDP/capita is highly skewed by the outlier ultra-wealthy 0.01% class
3. Canadians, as a median, earn more money, work fewer hours, and live longer than Americans
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Arguing with JD Vance feels like taking the bait but still:
1. Per capita GDP is not a measure of "standard of living"
2. US GDP/capita is highly skewed by the outlier ultra-wealthy 0.01% class
3. Canadians, as a median, earn more money, work fewer hours, and live longer than Americans
1. Per capita GDP is not a measure of "standard of living"
2. US GDP/capita is highly skewed by the outlier ultra-wealthy 0.01% class
3. Canadians, as a median, earn more money, work fewer hours, and live longer than Americans
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This guy can get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This guy can get fucked
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
Seems to me like the ad had worked as intended….
Morning Rush: U.S. Ambassador to Canada slams the Ontario ad again
Morning Rush: U.S. Ambassador to Canada slams the Ontario ad again
Bill Carroll from The Morning Rush shares his thoughts on U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is once again slamming the Ontario ad.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Seems to me like the ad had worked as intended….
Instead of raising taxes he’ll just raise user fees, transit fees, and cut services…. all things that disproportionately impact the poor and vulnerable.
Some city councillors are calling for higher tax increases, but in a time of rising food and housing costs, we can't afford to add to the burden of renters, homeowners, and small businesses.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Instead of raising taxes he’ll just raise user fees, transit fees, and cut services…. all things that disproportionately impact the poor and vulnerable.
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You have to see this. great show!
Ottawa folks! Please come see my smash-hit show about an historic all-woman gang. Playing next week (Nov 13-16) @gctclive.bsky.social for 5 shows only!
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You have to see this. great show!
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Ottawa folks! Please come see my smash-hit show about an historic all-woman gang. Playing next week (Nov 13-16) @gctclive.bsky.social for 5 shows only!
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ottawa folks! Please come see my smash-hit show about an historic all-woman gang. Playing next week (Nov 13-16) @gctclive.bsky.social for 5 shows only!
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🐘👯♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Ottawa just voted 15–10 for Lansdowne 2.0, a “revitalization” that saddles taxpayers with decades of debt so OSEG can call it partnership.
The city gets the bill, OSEG gets the benefit.
A ridiculous decision that will define Ottawa’s future for generations. Shame on council.
#OttCity #Lansdowne2
The city gets the bill, OSEG gets the benefit.
A ridiculous decision that will define Ottawa’s future for generations. Shame on council.
#OttCity #Lansdowne2
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ottawa just voted 15–10 for Lansdowne 2.0, a “revitalization” that saddles taxpayers with decades of debt so OSEG can call it partnership.
The city gets the bill, OSEG gets the benefit.
A ridiculous decision that will define Ottawa’s future for generations. Shame on council.
#OttCity #Lansdowne2
The city gets the bill, OSEG gets the benefit.
A ridiculous decision that will define Ottawa’s future for generations. Shame on council.
#OttCity #Lansdowne2
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This town needs an enema.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This town needs an enema.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
Now let’s score some runs.
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Now let’s score some runs.
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A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
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Sad Dodgers fans montage. It’s basically pornography.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sad Dodgers fans montage. It’s basically pornography.
Time for the kill shot, Blue Jays.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Time for the kill shot, Blue Jays.
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The Jays hit it where they ain't (the left field stands)
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The Jays hit it where they ain't (the left field stands)
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The best player in the world and also Shohei Ohtani
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The best player in the world and also Shohei Ohtani
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.