Patch Bohan
@patchbohan.bsky.social
I write screenplays. I listen to podcasts.
"Christian?" How many fishermen did Jesus kill?
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Christian?" How many fishermen did Jesus kill?
Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
Just take comfort that no matter how dumb you get you're still smarter than Tomi.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just take comfort that no matter how dumb you get you're still smarter than Tomi.
If you ran for political office on that platform you would win in a landslide.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you ran for political office on that platform you would win in a landslide.
Or it's a penguin signalling a touchdown.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Or it's a penguin signalling a touchdown.
Baby Magneto Hofstetter has a nice ring to it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Baby Magneto Hofstetter has a nice ring to it.
He really shouldn't be suggesting any crimes be punishable by death. People might take him up on it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
He really shouldn't be suggesting any crimes be punishable by death. People might take him up on it.
Ben Shapiro never thinks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ben Shapiro never thinks.
Use them for compost and eat the plants that grow from the soil.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Use them for compost and eat the plants that grow from the soil.
PSA: Please replay this clip anytime someone claims the economy is doing well.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
PSA: Please replay this clip anytime someone claims the economy is doing well.
How are there not just a thousand lawsuits against ICE right now? This is not the first (and I doubt it will be the last) time I have seen them use excessive force on someone who was a citizen. How are they getting away with this shit?
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
How are there not just a thousand lawsuits against ICE right now? This is not the first (and I doubt it will be the last) time I have seen them use excessive force on someone who was a citizen. How are they getting away with this shit?
Podcasts should only be used for good.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Podcasts should only be used for good.
They do not want to be coming for Ms. Rachel. Some of us will die on that hill and gladly take them with us.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They do not want to be coming for Ms. Rachel. Some of us will die on that hill and gladly take them with us.
I'm picturing Flashdance.
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media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm picturing Flashdance.
Be a waste of casting Aaron Paul if it wasn't.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Be a waste of casting Aaron Paul if it wasn't.
Damn that looks good. Bon apetit!
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Damn that looks good. Bon apetit!
So only trust short people?
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So only trust short people?
MarALago notoriously has a C- health rating. Eat at your own risk.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
MarALago notoriously has a C- health rating. Eat at your own risk.
Not really. It's mostly just variations of "pet me" "feed me" and "Bad man!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Not really. It's mostly just variations of "pet me" "feed me" and "Bad man!"
I legit thought these were all the same dude.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I legit thought these were all the same dude.
I swear, Duffy might be the worst member of this administration. All he does is bitch and complain.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I swear, Duffy might be the worst member of this administration. All he does is bitch and complain.
Well yeah, you got to keep the figures in their packaging or they decrease in value.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well yeah, you got to keep the figures in their packaging or they decrease in value.