Keith Myer™️
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Keith Myer™️
@pastakeith.bsky.social
“A serious person wrapped in a cartoon character.”
Curiously and positively asking why
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Paint monster escaped
March 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
firmly and rudely asking why not
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Emily please make me 17 samosas please and thank you.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The day you told me your real name and I was like “Mr Musk can I have one million dollars” and you said “yes” was the greatest day of my life.
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Smurfette is exec producer?
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Clever
February 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Any pencil case I would take seriously needs to hold 72+ colored pencils ;)

It’s great!
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
plus bonus clamp lamp
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“History is not old” is a fire bumper sticker idea
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Water dissolving
and water removing.
There is water
at the bottom of the ocean.
Under the water,
Carry the water.
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ooooo I love a well made pencil case
February 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
DM sent.
patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I thought it was going to be some kind of Canadian Folk Health Drink! 🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s a vinegar eel?
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If pesto isn’t on the menu that’s a missed opportunity. Because Basil is great.
January 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM