Keith Myer™️
@pastakeith.bsky.social
“A serious person wrapped in a cartoon character.”
Curiously and positively asking why
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Curiously and positively asking why
Paint monster escaped
March 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Paint monster escaped
firmly and rudely asking why not
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
firmly and rudely asking why not
Emily please make me 17 samosas please and thank you.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Emily please make me 17 samosas please and thank you.
The day you told me your real name and I was like “Mr Musk can I have one million dollars” and you said “yes” was the greatest day of my life.
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The day you told me your real name and I was like “Mr Musk can I have one million dollars” and you said “yes” was the greatest day of my life.
Smurfette is exec producer?
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Smurfette is exec producer?
Any pencil case I would take seriously needs to hold 72+ colored pencils ;)
It’s great!
It’s great!
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Any pencil case I would take seriously needs to hold 72+ colored pencils ;)
It’s great!
It’s great!
plus bonus clamp lamp
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
plus bonus clamp lamp
“History is not old” is a fire bumper sticker idea
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“History is not old” is a fire bumper sticker idea
Water dissolving
and water removing.
There is water
at the bottom of the ocean.
Under the water,
Carry the water.
and water removing.
There is water
at the bottom of the ocean.
Under the water,
Carry the water.
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Water dissolving
and water removing.
There is water
at the bottom of the ocean.
Under the water,
Carry the water.
and water removing.
There is water
at the bottom of the ocean.
Under the water,
Carry the water.
Ooooo I love a well made pencil case
February 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ooooo I love a well made pencil case
DM sent.
patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a notepad and pen
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
DM sent.
I thought it was going to be some kind of Canadian Folk Health Drink! 🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I thought it was going to be some kind of Canadian Folk Health Drink! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s a vinegar eel?
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What’s a vinegar eel?
If pesto isn’t on the menu that’s a missed opportunity. Because Basil is great.
January 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If pesto isn’t on the menu that’s a missed opportunity. Because Basil is great.