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Mal✨🪦🖤
@pastagoblin.bsky.social
Gamer 🎮
Artist 🎨
Avid KISS fan 🤘🏼
Why does all the NPCs in the Oblivion Remaster have either icy fucking blue eyes or bug eyes? Jumpscare.
May 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Let’s goooooo!
New ‘Ecco the Dolphin’ game is officially in the works 🐬

It’s being made by the original developers
May 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Cars are very cool, but I think perhaps we should roll back some of the things that make them so cool, like the fact that a single headlight assembly for my car costs /over a thousand dollars/.

No wonder cars are so expensive to insure now!
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Tracks
April 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Timeline cleanse 🌞
March 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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We just got the game
a man in a black shirt is saying woah just take it easy man .
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March 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms!

We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…
March 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I yap about how much I love video games but when someone asks me what my favourite game is, my mind goes blank and I forget every single game I’ve played.
March 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Video games are good for the
soul.
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Knights of Badassdom has the best ending battle scene! Joe should’ve multi-classed as a bard 🗡️🪕
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Such a great game. 🫶🏻🫶🏻
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Look. If you play a game on easy...you're gaming. If you play it on hard, you're gaming. The only way that you're not gaming...is if you're actually not gaming👀
January 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Chaos ensues while on company time 😂 #lethalcompany
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Skyrim is so beautiful 🫶🏻
January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hi! I wanted to share some of my fave games 🫶🏻 we can be moots ❤️

🕰️Chrono Trigger
🧿Mouthwashing
☢️ Fallout
⚔️ Elder Scrolls
🐙🐛 BG3
👷‍♂️ Lethal Company
🤿 Murky Divers
💊We Happy Few
❇️ The Sims
👩‍🌾 Stardew Valley
🪦⛪️ Graveyard Keeper
🥼🦀 Half Life
🌳🥩 The Forest
🗡️Medieval Dynasty
🔫💎 Tomb Raider
January 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And with that, TikTok is unavailable. This isn’t over, America. They won’t silence us.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Anyone else think Charlie Kirk looks like a meat canyon cartoon irl?
January 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How Friday has been treating me lol
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January 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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His work has inspired countless imitators, but there will never be another one like him. RIP David Lynch. Thank you for making the world a hell of a lot more interesting.
January 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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An auteur by nature, you’ll be missed.
January 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM