National Pasquinade (Ed Lynn)
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Creator of a satirical magazine (nationalpasquinade.com). One day we shall return and everyone will pay. Unless we just give it away for free.
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NEW: The anti-Trump protest happening right now on the streets of Washington DC is HUGE!
It looks like tens of thousands have joined.
This is the view from 16th Street - people stretching as far as the eye can see 👏
It looks like tens of thousands have joined.
This is the view from 16th Street - people stretching as far as the eye can see 👏
September 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
NEW: The anti-Trump protest happening right now on the streets of Washington DC is HUGE!
It looks like tens of thousands have joined.
This is the view from 16th Street - people stretching as far as the eye can see 👏
It looks like tens of thousands have joined.
This is the view from 16th Street - people stretching as far as the eye can see 👏
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Thanks to Trump's funding cuts, PBS will lay off 15% of its staff.
Trump wants to exert control over the news and information that the public receives – or doesn’t even receive at all.
It’s a hallmark of dictatorship.
Trump wants to exert control over the news and information that the public receives – or doesn’t even receive at all.
It’s a hallmark of dictatorship.
September 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thanks to Trump's funding cuts, PBS will lay off 15% of its staff.
Trump wants to exert control over the news and information that the public receives – or doesn’t even receive at all.
It’s a hallmark of dictatorship.
Trump wants to exert control over the news and information that the public receives – or doesn’t even receive at all.
It’s a hallmark of dictatorship.
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Just thinking about how fighting the Nazis in WWII was pretty woke
September 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just thinking about how fighting the Nazis in WWII was pretty woke
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If we can just start a rumor that the Gulf of America now identifies as Trans, maybe dumbass will issue another executive order to change the name back.
February 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If we can just start a rumor that the Gulf of America now identifies as Trans, maybe dumbass will issue another executive order to change the name back.
We’ve gone from Deep State to Creep State. Happy?
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We’ve gone from Deep State to Creep State. Happy?
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He didn’t put his hand on the Bible when swearing in. Probably because that would set it on fire.
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He didn’t put his hand on the Bible when swearing in. Probably because that would set it on fire.
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Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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After several years and over a thousand tries on Wordle, finally got one on the first attempt. New starting word in the works.
December 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
After several years and over a thousand tries on Wordle, finally got one on the first attempt. New starting word in the works.
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How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation
theonion.com/how-the-trum...
theonion.com/how-the-trum...
December 4, 2024 at 8:34 PM
How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation
theonion.com/how-the-trum...
theonion.com/how-the-trum...
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When are the people going to wake up and realize what we're in?!
They're in it so deep, they can't even see it! 🤦
They're in it so deep, they can't even see it! 🤦
Missouri Introduces “Bounty Hunter” Law.
What can possibly go wrong💁🏼♂️😳
www.firstalert4.com/2024/12/03/t...
What can possibly go wrong💁🏼♂️😳
www.firstalert4.com/2024/12/03/t...
‘This is Nazi Germany stuff:’ Civil rights attorney reacts to Mo. State Senator’s proposed bounty hunter bill
Lawmakers with ties to St. Louis are pushing new bills to create a bounty hunter program in Missouri. It would pay people to turn in people they think are residing in the U.S. illegally.
www.firstalert4.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
When are the people going to wake up and realize what we're in?!
They're in it so deep, they can't even see it! 🤦
They're in it so deep, they can't even see it! 🤦
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Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
A Chinese national, charged with fraud by the SEC, just sent Donald Trump $18 million
Chinese Crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun paid $6.2 million for a banana — sold by Sotheby's as conceptual art — and then ate it last Friday.
popular.info
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
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A twist tie is a regular tie that you find out has been dead the whole time.
December 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
A twist tie is a regular tie that you find out has been dead the whole time.
Fried Pickle Spears are the only truly acceptable way to fry pickles. And The Main Street Pub in Clifton, VA, knocks it out of the park.
December 3, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Fried Pickle Spears are the only truly acceptable way to fry pickles. And The Main Street Pub in Clifton, VA, knocks it out of the park.
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Amid all this parsing of Trump’s intentions, a crucial fact about his new move is getting lost: At the center of it is a lie.
newrepublic.com/article/1888...
newrepublic.com/article/1888...
Mexican President’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Exposes an Ugly MAGA Scam
Claudia Sheinbaum’s response to Trump’s threat of tariffs revealed truths that the president-elect doesn’t want Americans to know.
newrepublic.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Amid all this parsing of Trump’s intentions, a crucial fact about his new move is getting lost: At the center of it is a lie.
newrepublic.com/article/1888...
newrepublic.com/article/1888...
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It takes a village to run the Department of Government Efficiency.
Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!
Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!
Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you McDonald’s. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him use an all-gender bathroom. It takes a village...
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November 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
It takes a village to run the Department of Government Efficiency.
Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!
Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!
Especially Mondays after a three-day weekend! Ugh.
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Especially Mondays after a three-day weekend! Ugh.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Chocolate is my Jesus, It bringeth me comfort when I am in distress, it sustains me in my time of need. It filleth me with good will toward my fellow humans. It wipeth my tears. It giveth me strength and hope. It slappeth my bottom and calls me Betty.
Chocolate is my Jesus, It bringeth me comfort when I am in distress, it sustains me in my time of need. It filleth me with good will toward my fellow humans. It wipeth my tears. It giveth me strength and hope. It slappeth my bottom and calls me Betty.
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Chocolate is my Jesus, It bringeth me comfort when I am in distress, it sustains me in my time of need. It filleth me with good will toward my fellow humans. It wipeth my tears. It giveth me strength and hope. It slappeth my bottom and calls me Betty.
Chocolate is my Jesus, It bringeth me comfort when I am in distress, it sustains me in my time of need. It filleth me with good will toward my fellow humans. It wipeth my tears. It giveth me strength and hope. It slappeth my bottom and calls me Betty.
I wonder: when Trump fires Musk, probably before the end of 2025, will he notify him by posting it on X?
Musk is now targeting individual federal employees by name on X, subjecting them to ridicule from his hoard of followers
Musk Unleashes Online Army on Federal Workers. ‘A Tough Way to Find Out She’s Losing Her Job.’
As Trump efficiency czar, the billionaire is targeting employees by name on X—sparking pushback.
www.wsj.com
November 22, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I wonder: when Trump fires Musk, probably before the end of 2025, will he notify him by posting it on X?
Pretty convinced there's a metaphor here for the current political climate.
Tesla goes on fire if exposed to salt water
Rusts if exposed to any water
and apparently also rust if exposed to magnets
Tesla are the snowflakes of the car world www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
Rusts if exposed to any water
and apparently also rust if exposed to magnets
Tesla are the snowflakes of the car world www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
Tesla Cybertruck Becomes Extensively Corroded After Exposed to Magnet
Multiple Tesla Cybertruck owners share that their truck’s stainless steel has been rusted and corroded after exposure to a magnet. One owner specifically details the effects magnets have had on his Cy...
www.torquenews.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Pretty convinced there's a metaphor here for the current political climate.
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"He was always an inhumane, callous commander-in-chief instinctually motivated by cruel subjugation—that’s what drew millions of American voters to Him in the first place. But now He’s, like, infused with a hollow malice that knows absolutely no reason, remorse, or decency?"
Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
I guess I’m what you’d call a swing voter, Jerry. I am not one to align myself with any political party. I listen to each candidate’s positions on ...
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November 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
"He was always an inhumane, callous commander-in-chief instinctually motivated by cruel subjugation—that’s what drew millions of American voters to Him in the first place. But now He’s, like, infused with a hollow malice that knows absolutely no reason, remorse, or decency?"
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He’s putting the propagandists in charge of policy. How Russian of him.
November 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM
He’s putting the propagandists in charge of policy. How Russian of him.