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Jesse
@partyeremitic.bsky.social
Tree hugger
We are gonna run this company into the ground
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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It is December
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We're watching this old ass shitzu for a week. I'd die for this dog
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
River oats and the river
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Gonna listen to long season on my drive today. Supposed to be looking at some cool woods
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Somebody was watching anime in the bathroom stall at the invasive plant conference
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Getting bit by a bug never hurt anybody
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fortune cookie said twee pop fall
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Oh man I just remembered. I'm glad Charlie Kirk got slimed. He deserved it. I think it's very funny and ironic and I'm sure he's being raped by Mammon in Hell as I type this. Fuck him and his family
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
August 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If I play my cards right I can space out all these safety training videos for the next 30 years and retire
August 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Chilling at the bean field
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Flattening a city block by dripping antimatter barbecue sauce on my stain proof shirt
August 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Inventing a checkbox that purports to "never show you this again"
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Watching training videos. Learned the definition of "registration" and "curriculum"
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This is what the current version of that Mussolini bust would look like
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Chipped all teeth at once
August 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Music is the great embarrassment
August 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
In my adolescence I dodged death cab for cutie and red house painters, two bands that should have snared me unrelentingly
August 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
All my weights between these saw horses
August 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Nephew kicked me in the balls earlier
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM