Russell
@parsl.bsky.social
Science, tech, energy. EV driver, motorcyclist, cyclist & pedestrian.
Do you know how difficult it is the grow and harvest those Ciabatta bread holes?
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Do you know how difficult it is the grow and harvest those Ciabatta bread holes?
I prefer Mr Faggots Pork Brains
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I prefer Mr Faggots Pork Brains
Surely minimum six figure salary is £102,345.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Surely minimum six figure salary is £102,345.
Thats weird, ‘cos I’m a squirrel trying to eat crab apples but some weird author is staring at me making feel uncomfortable
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Thats weird, ‘cos I’m a squirrel trying to eat crab apples but some weird author is staring at me making feel uncomfortable
Keep sneaking in and using the pool but add “stealing phones” to your list of rule-breaking
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Keep sneaking in and using the pool but add “stealing phones” to your list of rule-breaking
So many questions! “Have you been abroad, have you had sex for drugs, have you had a tattoo, whose blood is it, why is it in those buckets?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So many questions! “Have you been abroad, have you had sex for drugs, have you had a tattoo, whose blood is it, why is it in those buckets?”
Betty White? is that you? (No. It ISnt. www.snopes.com/fact-check/b...)
FACT CHECK: Betty White Quote on 'Growing Some Balls'
A popular witticism in response to the saying 'Grow some balls' is falsely attributed to actress Betty White.
www.snopes.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Betty White? is that you? (No. It ISnt. www.snopes.com/fact-check/b...)
What? Like a village? Or town? Or city?
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What? Like a village? Or town? Or city?
"...so we didn't get caught."
Hmmm, the smoke alarm was triggered in room 214, booked by Mr and Mrs Jones, and the table is charred. I guess we'll just never know who is responsible for the fire alarm
Hmmm, the smoke alarm was triggered in room 214, booked by Mr and Mrs Jones, and the table is charred. I guess we'll just never know who is responsible for the fire alarm
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"...so we didn't get caught."
Hmmm, the smoke alarm was triggered in room 214, booked by Mr and Mrs Jones, and the table is charred. I guess we'll just never know who is responsible for the fire alarm
Hmmm, the smoke alarm was triggered in room 214, booked by Mr and Mrs Jones, and the table is charred. I guess we'll just never know who is responsible for the fire alarm
And its miserable serial complainers like you that made The Treacle, Jam and Honey Cafe economically unviable!
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And its miserable serial complainers like you that made The Treacle, Jam and Honey Cafe economically unviable!
The plot to the new Terminator film isn't as exciting as I hoped.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The plot to the new Terminator film isn't as exciting as I hoped.
You have not experienced swearing until you have said it in the original Klingon
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You have not experienced swearing until you have said it in the original Klingon
Think of the money you save on step-stools, step-ladders, extend-your-reach tools, etc
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Think of the money you save on step-stools, step-ladders, extend-your-reach tools, etc
And how are we supposed to grow 80% of a chicken? eh?
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And how are we supposed to grow 80% of a chicken? eh?
Moral of the story: only date men who are over 6’ AND will pay for extra leg room on flights.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Moral of the story: only date men who are over 6’ AND will pay for extra leg room on flights.
Simply have sex with the lights off. Like God intended.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Simply have sex with the lights off. Like God intended.
Country in which this advice applies, please?
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Country in which this advice applies, please?
August Dvorak: “Hold my beer”
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
August Dvorak: “Hold my beer”
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty cruel little bastards they are.”
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty cruel little bastards they are.”
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
You don’t need a maths degree. For a pizza of radius “z” and thickness “a”, the volume of pizza is Pi times z squared times a, or Pizza. Divide the price by that to get cost per unit volume, and compare that value across all offers. GCSE level maths at most.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You don’t need a maths degree. For a pizza of radius “z” and thickness “a”, the volume of pizza is Pi times z squared times a, or Pizza. Divide the price by that to get cost per unit volume, and compare that value across all offers. GCSE level maths at most.
I blame the inventor of the software off-button. Was never a problem when we could break the electrical pathway with a big knife blade switch
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I blame the inventor of the software off-button. Was never a problem when we could break the electrical pathway with a big knife blade switch