Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE
Parody account featuring the jealous bridge princess
https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
Parody account featuring the jealous bridge princess
https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY IM NOT BORED ANYMORE
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY IM NOT BORED ANYMORE
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Did you know?
Lily is known for her multiple murders in the human village!
Lily is known for her multiple murders in the human village!
October 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Did you know?
Lily is known for her multiple murders in the human village!
Lily is known for her multiple murders in the human village!
Yay hehehehehehe :D
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yay hehehehehehe :D
r/parseefeetpics (you have to pay premium to see em without the shoes)
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
r/parseefeetpics (you have to pay premium to see em without the shoes)
And then she asked me how big her boobs were and I said they were "this big"
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And then she asked me how big her boobs were and I said they were "this big"
No, sorry, that's my lost cousin that I definitely didn't kill with my bare hands! I actually haven't seen her in 2048234 years! Maybe because she is dead, but either way, that's still a wrong answer! You have one more chace to solve my riddle!
October 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
No, sorry, that's my lost cousin that I definitely didn't kill with my bare hands! I actually haven't seen her in 2048234 years! Maybe because she is dead, but either way, that's still a wrong answer! You have one more chace to solve my riddle!
I'm making a hole inside the tree so animals like birds can enter and live happily :D
Don't worry about it :3
Don't worry about it :3
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm making a hole inside the tree so animals like birds can enter and live happily :D
Don't worry about it :3
Don't worry about it :3
ME ME ME ME ME ME ALL ME!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ME ME ME ME ME ME ALL ME!!!!
Ah, it is clear to me that you are a foolish creature! Just don't pay dummy! The worker is clearly busy with that old lady!
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ah, it is clear to me that you are a foolish creature! Just don't pay dummy! The worker is clearly busy with that old lady!
Holy fuck that's me!
October 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Holy fuck that's me!
Fake news! Who the hell told you that?! I'm sure it was that stupid tengu and her stupid news with stupid misinformation!
October 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fake news! Who the hell told you that?! I'm sure it was that stupid tengu and her stupid news with stupid misinformation!
Yes they could. I would tell you the details about it, but I don't feel like it!
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yes they could. I would tell you the details about it, but I don't feel like it!
I would laugh at them but I'm actually kinda jealous of their confidence....
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I would laugh at them but I'm actually kinda jealous of their confidence....
I can confirm, I was with her at the time! I am pretty good friends with Yuyucock actually, nice old hag to be around
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I can confirm, I was with her at the time! I am pretty good friends with Yuyucock actually, nice old hag to be around
HEY IM NOT FAT! My size is avarage! Great artistic depiction of me tho! Just be glaze me more next time, ok?
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
HEY IM NOT FAT! My size is avarage! Great artistic depiction of me tho! Just be glaze me more next time, ok?
You have to do the rock throwing combo to hit them both! It's pretty easy, I'll teach you! Ok all you gotta go like up, up, down, left, right, right, A, down, B, up, A, B, A, right, left, left, left, left left, right, down, A, B, B, down, left, right and then A in the span of 5 seconds
October 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You have to do the rock throwing combo to hit them both! It's pretty easy, I'll teach you! Ok all you gotta go like up, up, down, left, right, right, A, down, B, up, A, B, A, right, left, left, left, left left, right, down, A, B, B, down, left, right and then A in the span of 5 seconds
THIS IS BULLSHIT
September 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am afraid for the safety of my bridge...
August 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am afraid for the safety of my bridge...
Damn how did it know I would say that
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Damn how did it know I would say that