Praying you catch the swiftest of breaks 🤞

What the fuck does that even mean? 🤨🙄 the sun is such a trash rag

You’re welcome in advance 😂

Some meaty tunes/bands on that list for you to enjoy 😂

I really struggle to not see that person’s comment about their “ADOLESCENT” son crying at knocked loose as satire because there’s no way your kids that soft they cry to a few “junts” of a guitar and a pig squeal 😂

I feel I’m too old to give a shit about being called a wuss for wanting tattoos to hurt a little less 😂 they suck to get so who cares if you use something to make it not suck as much 😂 I haven’t used numbing cream though as I’ve heard mixed things about it, do you find it works?

I think Uma Thurman was the bisexual awakening for a good portion of people back in the day 😂

Right?? Like it was just a reoccurring thing every weekend!

I saw it come up on Facebook yesterday and was like “they know this shit doesn’t work right?” 😂

Hit them with one of these

Two absolute BANGERS