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Parker Teague
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A super-cool guy.
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March 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He looked just like the kind of creature who would tell you to let Nana die because his Bentley needs new tires. While technically a crime, this is not a loss.
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Why can’t democrats golf clap? Shut up, get on the team, and go fight dirty. I’m sick of this bickering nonsense while we’ve got a damn apocalypse on.
December 2, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I know a guy…
November 28, 2024 at 2:46 AM
On the plus side, we don’t have to worry about the tariffs all that much because of the impending nuclear war and all.
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Pumpkin looks like he knows things.
November 28, 2024 at 1:57 AM
It’s going to go great. You’re both going to enjoy Christmas this year.
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Trump is the “domestic” part of “all enemies, foreign and domestic.”
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM