Hah! Same!

Every accusation is a confession.

Every accusation is a confession. One way or another. We have to start thinking about everything they say as a lie that actually points back to them. Everything.

Montgomery Burns?

I just learned they can't be recalled, either?!? Why not? I'm adding that to my "rewrite the Constitution after this is all over" list.

It's like some dark fairy tale: "Uh oh, he said that? How is that going to turn out to be true all along?"

I keep repeating the "every accusation is a confession" mantra to remind myself that every Trump lie is actually tied to a reality in some twisted way. Remember when he said people were afraid to walk the streets of the cities?...

This is the paradox, man! We cancelled our Disney+ subscription before we had a chance to watch it!

Can this be my 🚫👑 sign?

Here's a picture of my 2-year-old in her Halloween costume for levity.

He said my wife should go back to where she came from... or wherever her ancestors came from (my wife is not white) then got in his car and drove off. I guess I knew it would happen eventually... 🧵

I freaking loved that movie. I had the toys.