Parker Foxtrot
@parkerfoxtrot.bsky.social
Bass player, normie, lives in Madison, likes books and cats, happily married
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
I haven’t logged in here in like two months. I’m addicted to the other place. What’s going on?
September 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I haven’t logged in here in like two months. I’m addicted to the other place. What’s going on?
I think I was a little too hard on the Gin Blossoms back in the 90s.
May 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think I was a little too hard on the Gin Blossoms back in the 90s.
I saw the pavements movie and it was great.
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I saw the pavements movie and it was great.
I wonder if Conan O’Brien has to restrain himself from doing comedic bits when he’s having sex with his wife. Funny voices and things like that.
May 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wonder if Conan O’Brien has to restrain himself from doing comedic bits when he’s having sex with his wife. Funny voices and things like that.
I think REM‘s reveal was an album of great songs ruined by poor production decisions.
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think REM‘s reveal was an album of great songs ruined by poor production decisions.
Saw Sinners. It was very entertaining. Cinematography was beautiful. Music was great. Took a little while to get going. Several parts were unintentionally silly. Still not sure exactly what the Irish vampire wanted.
May 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Saw Sinners. It was very entertaining. Cinematography was beautiful. Music was great. Took a little while to get going. Several parts were unintentionally silly. Still not sure exactly what the Irish vampire wanted.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
I’m burnt out on Star Wars
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m burnt out on Star Wars
Remember when some crazy person flew a plane into Bill Clinton’s White House?
May 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Remember when some crazy person flew a plane into Bill Clinton’s White House?
Why do so many conservatives TYPE IN ALL CAPS?
April 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Why do so many conservatives TYPE IN ALL CAPS?
I genuinely like the song December by Collective Soul
April 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I genuinely like the song December by Collective Soul
Whatever happened to New York Times pitch bot? I miss that guy.
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Whatever happened to New York Times pitch bot? I miss that guy.
How to explain to kids these days that the Internet used to be fun. Facebook was great in like 2009.
March 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
How to explain to kids these days that the Internet used to be fun. Facebook was great in like 2009.
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
When I find myself agreeing with Piers Morgan…
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I find myself agreeing with Piers Morgan…
One of my favorite moments in all of recorded music history is when Jeff Mangum starts to sing leave me alone on the album On Avery Island.
March 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
One of my favorite moments in all of recorded music history is when Jeff Mangum starts to sing leave me alone on the album On Avery Island.
Somebody say something interesting
March 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Somebody say something interesting
Russia is like if upper Michigan was a country.
March 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Russia is like if upper Michigan was a country.
Remember when people we’re like, we’re gonna have self-driving cars by 2015?
March 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Remember when people we’re like, we’re gonna have self-driving cars by 2015?
“Sunshower” by Chris Cornell is a banger.
March 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Sunshower” by Chris Cornell is a banger.
I’m not even watching.
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m not even watching.
Selling out Ukraine is disgraceful.
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Selling out Ukraine is disgraceful.
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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic