Jeffrey D Parfitt
parfitt.bsky.social
Jeffrey D Parfitt
@parfitt.bsky.social
Alexandria, VA
#ALLCAPS
Sometimes I write
Sometimes I bartend
Buy my book: https://tinyurl.com/82d2vrew
Me: "Menu clearly says highballs = $13. Doubles charged as two singles. Am I reading it wrong?"

Bartender: "You're right about the menu, but it's confusing and needs updating anyway. No big deal."

Me: 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Day off drama. Bartender texts me: "Management complained about cleanliness & stocking. Also, doubles should be charged as cocktails ($16 x2). Customer complained about your pricing since I charged them more than you did."
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Couple days go by. Day 5. Customers order doubles (Tito’s & soda). I ring up exactly as instructed: two singles ($13 each), totaling $26 per drink.
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That looks great!
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My urban fantasy debut is on there. A King's Ransom. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGQM8JGM
A King's Ransom
Amazon.com: A King's Ransom eBook : Parfitt, Jeffrey: Kindle Store
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July 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That's similar to the first time I heard Bush.
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
After watching interviews of the former girl friends, yeah, fuck that guy.
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Do it!
July 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Thank you!
July 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM