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paradoxicallyjen.bsky.social
Jen
@paradoxicallyjen.bsky.social
More nonsense than not.
Fanfic author (JKR is wrong about everything).
Lego afficionado.
SO MANY PETS IN THIS HOUSE.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Paradoxically
Love it! and I wanna know--do you think he'd be more like a cat and be vocal and demanding ( or like say a golden retriever, too late to say no because he's already velcroed to his partner's side?
April 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Keeping a piece of blank paper under your hand while coloring can help reduce accidental transfer and frequently brushing with a soft brush can remove the little bits of residue before they smear
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've got the braincells for prompts but not finishing my WIPs 😂
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YES, absolutely
March 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pansy as a banshee-- to tweak the myth a bit Neville sees her only as the woman who won't speak, but she knows that if she opens her mouth, only a song that curses someone to death will come out & she's not willing to risk his life (if she can't pick target)
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
SAME, this isn't even our first recession
March 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dammit I just figured out how it'd be appropriately mystical 😂
March 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
...if it's appropriately ominous or mystical maybe 😂
March 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Omg, YES
March 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"I promise it will be worse if you know. And I guarantee this will get your Gran off your back and my mother off mine. Besides, you owe me—all I'm asking is you let me do this my way."

Neville groaned. This might actually wind up being the worst night of his life ever.
March 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"I am! I'm just helping you..and me too. You just might, I don't know, feel better if you maybe don't know what I'm going to do."

"You're going to give me heartburn. What do you get out of this?"
March 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
God, Pansy was going to misunderstand all this. He'd told her Ginny and he weren't a thing, and all about his Gran's issues—swore to have it all straightened out by the end of the night—but what girlfriend liked seeing her partner fake dating another woman?

"Ginny, you said you were going to help—"
March 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ginny into behaving with decorum.

"Aw, Nev, you really do like her," Ginny hummed, straightening his lapels and condescendingly patting his head. "You could have just told your Gran we weren't really dating, silly boy. But no, you let her bully you into coming to pick me up."
March 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
and maybe ruining the best thing I've got going on in my life right now." Neville was doing his best to loom, but when his best friend was a little chaos-loving gremlin of a witch, his height advantage certainly lost it's impact. He had a sneaking suspicion nothing short of divinity could scare
March 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ngl I was pretty pleased with myself for that one 😂
March 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM