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Jen
@paradoxicallyjen.bsky.social
More nonsense than not.
Fanfic author (JKR is wrong about everything).
Lego afficionado.
SO MANY PETS IN THIS HOUSE.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Paradoxically
Another "make it sports", but is it #drinny? What pairing fits? 🤔
February 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#drinny but make it sports
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dots on spots--she doesnt want to get out of bed either
#dogsofbluesky #dalmatian
February 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
((For context, I feel like this is adult Ginny energy))
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bonus: Jolene being a doofus
February 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I just wanna know how this is comfortable #caturday
February 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Missed Caturday--not sure I even know what day it is anymore-- so he's a two-for-one
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Presenting the perennially peeved Lefty Lucy on this fine Caturday.

(Now taking bets on how long before she smacks me again)
January 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sometimes your arm gets trapped and there's nothing you can do about it-law of the universe says you can't move when you're a cat's headrest
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fun fact: all the snippets I've posted so far are from the same fic (wildly out of order though)

#wipwednesday #drinny
January 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yall.

I cannot with the members of my household.
January 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oh look, my religious trauma made it into a fic again. At this point it should be a drinking game (including tea, coffee, and other strong drinks, iykyk)

#wipwednesday #drinny #fanfic
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Seems appropriate that one cat trapped another in the box of this particular #Lego set
January 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thor is getting judgier in his old age
#caturday
January 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you burn the wonton chips to the same shade as your dog but she couldn't care less
January 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Using the lovely template created by @magicalsydney.bsky.social

I don't do end of year retrospectives well, but I'm down for gamifying 2025 goals (if I make a plain resolution, I'll rebel against myself🤦‍♀️)

#fanfiction #fandom
January 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Girlies bonding over their shared love of the baseboard vents
January 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When you have to cut the bickering dialogue because it just doesn't work for the scene but you know it's gonna be saved for later
#hprarepairs #drinny #wipwednesday
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Besties, but only in .25 second increments
December 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Just saw the "half cursive half print handwriting means you're a traumatized serial killer" or whatever and like...

Nah it means I got adult money and used it on a fountain pen so I could feel ✨️fancy✨️, but I'm too lazy to pick up my pen all the way
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Snow is falling, I'm on my last few hours of work for the year, and I've got one very cozy cat purring on my chest. I think I'm ready for the holidays now
December 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
One day you're thinking of course you're good with Velcro dogs--and then you get one who likes to put her butt on your shoulder like some kind of dog sized parrot.

At least she's warm? Anyway, just know Dalmatians aren't kidding about wanting to be under your skin
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Life goals: be this content and sleep this well just omce.
November 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The Rancor pit!
November 30, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Jack suffered in neglected silence while I spent my evening tracking down a 11-years-retired Lego set in my price range (hallelujah for BrickLink)
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM