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DOGE: we're gonna save so much grant money just by changing the indirect rate
The grant writer I talked to last night: So he fired everyone who knew the difference between direct and indirect costs and also every auditor. Good luck with that.
The grant writer I talked to last night: So he fired everyone who knew the difference between direct and indirect costs and also every auditor. Good luck with that.
February 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
DOGE: we're gonna save so much grant money just by changing the indirect rate
The grant writer I talked to last night: So he fired everyone who knew the difference between direct and indirect costs and also every auditor. Good luck with that.
The grant writer I talked to last night: So he fired everyone who knew the difference between direct and indirect costs and also every auditor. Good luck with that.
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I love this for him.
More of this between now and the mid-terms!
More of this between now and the mid-terms!
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love this for him.
More of this between now and the mid-terms!
More of this between now and the mid-terms!
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That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.
February 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.
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We could’ve had Tim 😭
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We could’ve had Tim 😭
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It’s Wednesday! Happy New Year to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris!
January 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It’s Wednesday! Happy New Year to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris!
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This will never get old 🤣
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 PM
This will never get old 🤣
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Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.
December 31, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
I know MAGA has been threatening a civil war for a bit now, but I didn’t think they meant with each other…
January 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know MAGA has been threatening a civil war for a bit now, but I didn’t think they meant with each other…
Just like he invented the words “caravan” and “groceries” 🙄
Trump says he is going to do an advertising campaign about "how bad drugs are for you" and adds, "nobody has done this before"
December 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Just like he invented the words “caravan” and “groceries” 🙄
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The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity
They did t even make him do deposition 😡
Legacy media is telling us that what we see happening isn't really happening.
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
They did t even make him do deposition 😡
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The GOP Nativity scene:
No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.
No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.
December 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The GOP Nativity scene:
No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.
No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.
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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries mil...
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December 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside
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December 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
December 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
