Crispy/Jordan
@pantsless-grandpa.bsky.social
Award-wanting hip hop producer and Magic: the Gathering enjoyer.
I've dedicated the last 12 years of my life to the study and enjoyment of Dan Harmon's Community
black, bi/pan, he/they
https://soundcloud.com/i-like-this-beat-crispy
I've dedicated the last 12 years of my life to the study and enjoyment of Dan Harmon's Community
black, bi/pan, he/they
https://soundcloud.com/i-like-this-beat-crispy
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american economy is currently in the moments before Wile E. Coyote looks down after running off a cliff
* TRUMP ADMINISTRATION RESTRICTING COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSES FOR NON-U.S. CITIZENS, USDOT SAYS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
american economy is currently in the moments before Wile E. Coyote looks down after running off a cliff
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
A Minnesota Lawmaker and Her Husband Are Lying in State. Next to Them: Their Golden Retriever.
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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This is my horrible favorite Onion headline
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is my horrible favorite Onion headline
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You can tell the world has gone to shit because last time I was at the dentist the hygienist asked me if I was regularly flossing and I said that I only do it sometimes and she was like yeah that’s fine I don’t really care
August 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You can tell the world has gone to shit because last time I was at the dentist the hygienist asked me if I was regularly flossing and I said that I only do it sometimes and she was like yeah that’s fine I don’t really care
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Imagine getting fired because math hurt a man’s feelings. We’re being governed by a walking Yelp review.
August 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Imagine getting fired because math hurt a man’s feelings. We’re being governed by a walking Yelp review.
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"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights
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one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
August 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules
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How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn
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Source: Strangest Facts via FB
"Since adopting “Housing First” in 2008, Finland cut long-term homelessness by over 70% and saves about €15,000 per person annually—proving that unconditional housing and support can be both humane and cost-effective."💙
"Since adopting “Housing First” in 2008, Finland cut long-term homelessness by over 70% and saves about €15,000 per person annually—proving that unconditional housing and support can be both humane and cost-effective."💙
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Source: Strangest Facts via FB
"Since adopting “Housing First” in 2008, Finland cut long-term homelessness by over 70% and saves about €15,000 per person annually—proving that unconditional housing and support can be both humane and cost-effective."💙
"Since adopting “Housing First” in 2008, Finland cut long-term homelessness by over 70% and saves about €15,000 per person annually—proving that unconditional housing and support can be both humane and cost-effective."💙
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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The AR-15 is the preferred weapon of mass shooters. It’s a weapon of war. It should not be sold to civilians. And yet, all these mass shootings later, it is still readily available to anyone who wants one. This is the tragic but inevitable result. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Live Updates: Gunman Kills Four, Including Police Officer, in Midtown Shooting
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The AR-15 is the preferred weapon of mass shooters. It’s a weapon of war. It should not be sold to civilians. And yet, all these mass shootings later, it is still readily available to anyone who wants one. This is the tragic but inevitable result. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
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Consulting the old gods
July 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Consulting the old gods
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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ME: if short pants are called shorts then long pants should be called longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
July 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ME: if short pants are called shorts then long pants should be called longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
COP: ok you’re under arrest for not wearing longs
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as correct as michael is here this is the inverse of how it works in the world of elite commentary, where a willingness to entertain race science somehow makes you more credible for your "heterodoxy" (see: charles murray)
imo, if someone believes some races or ethnicities are genetically inferior to others, that person has revealed a weakness of mind and character that casts extreme if not irrefutable doubt on their other ideas. why would i expect them to use more rigor on, eg, housing than they do on human nature?
July 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
as correct as michael is here this is the inverse of how it works in the world of elite commentary, where a willingness to entertain race science somehow makes you more credible for your "heterodoxy" (see: charles murray)
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My phone died while I was meditating I was like wow this is a long one
July 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My phone died while I was meditating I was like wow this is a long one