Douglas Gorde
@panthera2k1.bsky.social
Me explaining Charlie Brown to an eight year old: “Yea so this kid is dressed up as a ghost for Halloween but his costume is terrible and he keeps getting rocks instead of candy, all the while his beagle is off fighting the Nazis in his flying doghouse.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Me explaining Charlie Brown to an eight year old: “Yea so this kid is dressed up as a ghost for Halloween but his costume is terrible and he keeps getting rocks instead of candy, all the while his beagle is off fighting the Nazis in his flying doghouse.”
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Hire me if you need someone to draw cozy tavern food for your rpg
November 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Hire me if you need someone to draw cozy tavern food for your rpg
We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
*turns to the camera* That’s right! We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
Gobble gobble, everyone.
*turns to the camera* That’s right! We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
Gobble gobble, everyone.
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
*turns to the camera* That’s right! We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
Gobble gobble, everyone.
*turns to the camera* That’s right! We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
Gobble gobble, everyone.
Me and that one friend that don’t have much in common but have the same flavor of autism:
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Me and that one friend that don’t have much in common but have the same flavor of autism:
All I want is to sit mysteriously in the shadowy corner of a tavern with my hood up as I eerily watch the protagonist with unknown intentions
November 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
All I want is to sit mysteriously in the shadowy corner of a tavern with my hood up as I eerily watch the protagonist with unknown intentions
As much as I missed home I didn’t miss how shit drivers are here compared to my college town
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
As much as I missed home I didn’t miss how shit drivers are here compared to my college town
Smth really dystopian about saying I donated almost ten liters of plasma so I can get my gf a big Christmas present
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Smth really dystopian about saying I donated almost ten liters of plasma so I can get my gf a big Christmas present
@riddimgirl710.bsky.social me and you deciding whether or not we’ll be able to take out the duo with mythics and NPCs when we’ve got all green and a combined 14 hp
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 AM
@riddimgirl710.bsky.social me and you deciding whether or not we’ll be able to take out the duo with mythics and NPCs when we’ve got all green and a combined 14 hp
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
RAAAAAAAAH I GET TO SEE HER IN TWO WEEKS
November 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
RAAAAAAAAH I GET TO SEE HER IN TWO WEEKS
Don’t hmu, thinkin about how much I miss Anomalocaris canadensis ✊😔
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Don’t hmu, thinkin about how much I miss Anomalocaris canadensis ✊😔
Late night walks in the rain 🥴
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Late night walks in the rain 🥴
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The “songs that remind me of my mutuals on tiktok” playlist grows ever longer
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 PM
The “songs that remind me of my mutuals on tiktok” playlist grows ever longer
I realize now most of my favorite fits are just color variations of the same clothes… am I just a Fortnite skin?
November 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I realize now most of my favorite fits are just color variations of the same clothes… am I just a Fortnite skin?
Listening to the Skyrim soundtrack in class so I feel like I’m studying the arcane arts instead of electrochemistry
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Listening to the Skyrim soundtrack in class so I feel like I’m studying the arcane arts instead of electrochemistry
People who try opening the bathroom door first then knocking deserve to be fed to crabs
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 PM
People who try opening the bathroom door first then knocking deserve to be fed to crabs
Ah yes, winter. I truly love not seeing the sun for four days :D
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Ah yes, winter. I truly love not seeing the sun for four days :D
Aight I’m here, now what? Is this the part where weird people on the internet tell me I don’t deserve to live? 🧍♂️
November 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Aight I’m here, now what? Is this the part where weird people on the internet tell me I don’t deserve to live? 🧍♂️