😵‍💫2️⃣‼️2️⃣
LightNews LightNews
banner
panicsquared.bsky.social
😵‍💫2️⃣‼️2️⃣
@panicsquared.bsky.social
120 followers 79 following 350 posts
panic // 30 // local gay wizard // furry

i am the guy you invent when you need a guy

trans rights / BLM / free palestine / land back

pfp by @outofmana
Posts Replies Media Videos
panicsquared.bsky.social
Scheming
Diagram of "NEST DIMENSIONS" from a journal. The drawn nest illustrates pillows, a futon on the floor, a surge strip attached to the wall, Christmas lights wrapped around a clothing rack, and a small shelf installed on the wall
August 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Brightblade Stoat {1}{W} Creature — Weasel Soldier First strike, lifelink Brightblades are trained to constantly mind the sun’s position, adjusting the angle of their dagger to maximize glare. 2/2 Illustrated by Lius Lasahido
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
For the curious I played BR void midrange (didn't have a lot of high impact void cards other than the signpost uncommon, but I did make extensive use of the munitions + sac outlet combo to throw literal bombs at my opponents all night
MTG card: Umbral Collar Zealot {1}{B} Creature — Human Cleric Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) “All things will fall to the Zero Point. By accepting this truth, my path is known and my fate is certain.” 3/2 Illustrated by Dmitry Burmak MTG card: Weapons Manufacturing {1}{R} Enchantment Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, create a colorless artifact token named Munitions with “When this token leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target.” “Soon we’ll have enough firepower to rid Evendo of its bug infestation.” —General Tekvu, Kavaron Memorial Navy Illustrated by Marco Gorlei
July 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
That was the only one lmao. Anyway look at my son
A tabby cat with white on his face, neck, front legs, and back toes; sprawls out with a smug expression along a green bean bag chair
July 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
EOE Prerelease Judge Call Thread!

1. Can Weftblade Enhancer target the same creature twice?

Nope! If the spell had two instances of the word target, the same creature could be targeted twice.
MTG card: Weftblade Enhancer {5}{W} Creature — Drix Artificer When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. Warp {2}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.) His people watched the Eldrazi rise and the Fomori fall. Never will they watch again. 3/4 Illustrated by Nathaniel Himawan
July 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Excited for Edge of Eternities
Tumblr post from user jennamoran: "I tried to explain causality to my cat and she told me it was an artefact of the human brain principally used to facilitate throwing (which, she added, with a superior look, is only really impressive to dogs)."
July 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Drops one of these bad boys in my glass of brandy
A box of "Frozen Freshwater Frenzy" frozen cubes of fish food. The box reads "Promotes health & color" "contains bloodworms, Cyclops, daphnia" "food for all freshwater community fish"
July 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
I think I get the Silent now /s
June 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
OSRS posting: hell fuckin yeah baby draconic visage at only 9 kc, the grind paid off, I'm a real Vorkath nut now
Screenshot of old-school RuneScape, the player is standing in front of Vorkath after a kill, with a rare Draconic Visage as a drop they received
June 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Don't worry king, I got you
MTG Plant Token from Worldwake, a 0/1 Plant Creature, illustrated by Daren Bader. A strange plant twists upward and blossoms. There are spherical bumps lining its spiraling stem.
May 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
If you're stoned you don't have to be silly. You can be dead serious if you want. But not me.
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Aye aye. 💪🫡
Trans person sitting cross-lessed with their arm showing two tattoos: a forearm piece depicting a butterfly bisected by a dagger and a banner that reads PRAY, and an upper arm piece that depicts a transgender symbol with a rose wrapped around it
April 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Rhehehehehehehehehe
A stack of CD cases: Imogen Heap - Megaphone The Damned - Machine Gun Etiquette Nirvana - In Utero Le Tigre - From the Desk of Mr. Lady The Strokes - Is This It Pixies - Doolittle Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf The Flaming Lips - Embryonic The Shins - Oh, Inverted World
April 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Always in love with the Belledin work, never used anything else
Magic the Gathering card "Duress" Sorcery for one black mana: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a noncreature, no land card from it. That player discards that card. Flavor text: "Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your secrets. Just your most precious one. -- Liliana Vess" Art by Steven Belledin, the bust of an Elven woman being threatened by sharp thorns. She is in great distress.
April 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
BLIGHTNING GAMING
MTG card Blightning: {1BR} Sorcery - Blightning deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards two cards. "While the smell of burning flesh is common in Grixis, the odor of smoldering brain matter is a rare treat." Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa [card art depicts a human skull having the flesh seared off of the bone by electricity]
April 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Makes a thumbs up gesture, shivering slightly with bags under my eyes
March 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Yesterday I smoked them (I fucked up)
March 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
i missed friday because phone on the fritz but another green banger
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
November 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM
panicsquared.bsky.social
hubby grew saffron and it was fucking delicious in the risotto i made last night
a small glass bottle containing saffron threads. there is a cat in the background looking out of a window.
November 4, 2024 at 3:09 PM
panicsquared.bsky.social
November 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM