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No risk, full push.
@tftwins.bsky.social Do you recall which pitcher the Twins traded/signed that made like one start, and was then traded to another team? I feel like this was during the mid-to-late 2010s?
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
PUT RED PANDA IN THE NBA HALL OF FAME!
Red Panda steals the show on ESPN.
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Arson Judge is a great ballplayer, but this was not a season for him to win MVP.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A bit weird not vending at Twin Cities Con this weekend, but it was so great to see all the artists and vendors we've become friends with over the weekend! Always happy to see them succeeding!
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What in the nuclear waste spill is happening?!
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm.

The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There's something very wrong with having to sit through off-site training all day on your birthday.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The natural progression of building fun, janky commander decks with cards you own, to agonizing over one card in your cEDH list for over two hours.

(I will punt and that one card will not matter in the long run.)
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Private equity firms are a scourge on this planet. They get their claws into local businesses and milk all the profit from them that they can before shuttering the once vibrant business.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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If folks need help navigating the MN unemployment benefits website let me know. and apply right now if you’ve lost your job
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fire Manfred into the sun.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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To my knowledge, there has never been a Halloween blizzard around here. I think if there had been, people would have talked about it.
-evil batshit laughter-
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Magic is for everyone!..." unless you want a Secret Lair, in which case we pick a random number and decide that that's the limit for this product and it actually isn't for everyone, even though it once was for everyone when they did print-to-demand.
October 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Rocco wasn't the problem with the Twins' ongoing issues; he wasn't the solution either. Hopefully the Twins can find a manager that's more aligned with how to maximize the most of the players that are still there next season.
September 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I see the title is a reflection of Twins fans after the 2025 campaign.
September 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mad Max does it again! "No risk, full push!"
September 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The only downfall to Friday vacuuming/dusting is that my allergies are worse in the immediate future because of it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We got a little taste of Andrew as the lead clean vocalist of DGD with the "Speed Demon/Straight From The Heart" release, and "Pantheon" was more than I could've expected! Still hurts to have lost Tim's bass grooves, but Sergio does an excellent job in his place.
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Put a winning team on the field.
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I recently downloaded The Show for the first time ever and I can't hit a ball to save my life.
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Feels a bit insulting that WWE is running a show called "Wrestlepalooza" and it's not happening in Minnesota.
September 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Anyone know if it's even possible to pick up a Louie Varland Twins jersey anymore?
September 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Dudes I thought that were going to be hall of famers one day.

Not Tiffee though, that was just a fun pull from the memory banks.
September 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM