Breaking News: Hamlet the Algonquin Hotel cat has retired after many years greeting guests in the lobby. He has moved into a peaceful NY apartment and says he will spend his time taking lots of naps and eating lots of treats. Well done, my friend.

Balloons don't go to heaven. They fall back to Earth and many birds and wildlife become entangled resulting in death. There are many other ways to celebrate life that aren't harmful to the environment and wildlife!

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