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Blythe Baxter
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"Meat's back on the menu, boys!"
(referring to myself)
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Watching a Heavy Rain playthrough in Japanese and hugging my dog because I would be so scared if I lost him at the mall in Japanese
Bro it says breakfast lunch AND dinner
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Mom says I can have her collection of tiny crystal animals
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I feel that "play that funky music white boy" has aged impeccably
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Every dish is a bowl of chunky soup and a piece of raw meat, blown out under a spotlight in 480p
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I love beans which is really lucky because that’s what I can afford
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm succumbing to Martha Stewart brainrot
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When I think about how I used to be mean I smile because I think about how safe the world is now that I'm nice
September 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Allied Barton bitchass motherfucker
September 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
All the Brits on Zoom say they like my mustache
September 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Laying in bed thinking about how I'd slice 3D shapes
September 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Come on, man!
August 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bought some grass
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Alright team let's get out there and run some reports
July 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Beetle funeral

That's a slice of bread btw
June 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trying to watch wolf music videos but my dumbass fat head dog won't stop barking
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just saw a white cyber truck it looked like a gameboy advance
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rebranding with a less mischievous name
April 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I spilled an entire americano in the elevator
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Caprese
March 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hello my secret fans

Very excited for next week's Buckysode
February 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I make top-ten lists.
I feel like a YouTuber,
But I'm in finance

a #haiku
February 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They're out there inventing new ways to cut a sandwich
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm seeing the orchestra for twenty dollars
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I entered that contest in Bucky's honor
February 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM