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Paige of Christmas carols 🎄🏳️‍🌈
@paigetrnr.bsky.social
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e.g. Artist, cat-lover, and avid reader.
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She’s mentally preparing for a bicycle race
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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“Mummy I want your breakfast too”
Saffie, an orange tabby. She’s on a lounge, her paw on a white woman’s hand
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Saffie is doing ok. She’s starting to compensate for reduced control of legs. But unfortunately she’s still a great jumper, which means she’s fallen from the kitchen bench twice - and didn’t land on her feet 😓. Foam squares have been deployed on the floor where she landed.
Saffron, an orange tabby. She’s lying on a light pink bedspread
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Burying the lede in a pretty shallow hole there ABC

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What's next? Health Minister Tim Nicholls has issued a new directive, effective immediately, to resume the prescribing freeze.
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Every time this guy picked a fight with her, she kicked his arse. I bet she could even now.
Barney, a grey tabby, and Saffie, an orange tabby, asleep on a grey couch. Their paws are touching
October 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The instant I held her, she looked up at me. Those eyes, that little bottom lip that’s always stuck out a bit. We were doomed.

She’s always been very good, and very naughty, and very good.

When baby humans came along she was unsure at first. But eventually realised they were sources of warm.
Orange tabby cat on a kitchen bench, looking warily at two newborn babies in a crib
October 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This darling girl had a stroke, apparently quite a while ago probably, and it’s only become obvious now. She can’t control her legs properly, and is not able to move around normally or even meow like normal.

She’s almost 18 and has been there almost all my adult life.

I love you Saffie
Saffie, an elderly orange tabby cat. She’s lying on her side, her head on a small plush tortoise.
October 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Crictor would never have let someone rob the louvre

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An old green children’s paperback book called Crictor. On the cover, the titular character, a green boa constrictor, sits at a Parisian cafe table drinking a drink with a straw. Opposite him is a fashionable elderly lady stirring tea.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The concept of buying a house just TO LIVE IN really is just an alien concept now isn’t it
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October 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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There’s a line in a book (The Tripods) that’s REALLY stuck with me: aliens are taking over by gradually abducting & hypnotising ppl with special ‘caps’.
A kid sees RAAF jets & is comforted; this military power on our side! Until the jets start shooting each other.

Feels INCREDIBLY apt at the moment
I heard the faint roar and ran across the room. We had a good view, and I saw two fighters sweeping in over the hills beyond Todpole. I forgot being annoyed in the pleasure of looking at them, so fast and beautiful compared with the lumbering Tripod. And they, or planes like them, had smashed the Tripods. What did it matter if a few people were going around in trances, with power like that on our side? 'Fantastic!' I said 'More, over there' He pointed south. A squadron of three were flying towards the first two. Joining up with them, I guessed. I went on thinking that until the rockets started to ex-plode. It didn't last long. One of the two burst into a blossom of orange and red, and the other roared off to the west with the three attackers banking to pursue it. I said in a whisper, 'What's that about?' But I knew. All five had been Harriers, with air force markings. Which of the sides was Capped and which free I'd no idea, but one thing was certain: military power was divided now, between them and us. Location 879 of 1779 49%
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Obligatory
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THE DEATH OF JAMES COOK MAN WE HAVE BEEN FLOATING AROUND THE BERING STRAIT FOR WEEKS! THIS SUCKS CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW! LET'S GO BACK TO HAWAII AND KICK IT! (HAWAII) MAN WHAT You GuYS GOT TO EAT AROUND HERE DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP HERE WHENEVER. THAT'S NOT cOOL: UM HAVE YOU CHECKEO OUT MY BOAT? IT'S HUGE, AND MY GUNS ARE HUGE, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT NOT IF WE KILL YOUR ASS. YOU CAN'T KILL ME: ÍM TOo BUSY BANGING YouR CHICKS GUYS WHAT IS HAPTENING IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY COOK!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE MAXING AND RELAXING, BABY! NOBODY INVITED YOU BUT: STABBED! LIKE A MILLION TIMES, CAPTAIN CooK! DANG!
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The correct version:

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
Vice Admiral Holdo from Star Wars. She’s Laura Dern with purple hair. She and Leia are ‘old friends’.
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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She says hi!
Orange tabby cat on grey couch
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Saffie says find a sun spot and take some deep breaths
An orange tabby cat, under a window with sun streaming in. She is resting on a woman’s arm, with one paw outstretched, almost as though she’s holding the camera.
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Pretty good! I’m doing a cat swap with my ex so I have this gorgeous orange girl back now
An orange cat, Saffie, laying asleep on a grey couch. Her head is on a crumpled purple shirt
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I’ve always loved Spiderbait, but extra love to them for calling this cover the TRUE name of the song, Alex the Seal
The Spiderbait B-Sides Collection album. Artwork is a silhouette of a woman with a ponytail, and a silhouette apple in her brain. Song title shows as ‘Alex The Seal (Aka Our Lips Are Sealed)’
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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My eyes are rolling so far back I can see my own brain.
Paige against the machine... @paigetrnr... • 17h • she/her Sometimes I think of how the m and p in mp3 stand for motion picture 口3 ①1 © 20 Juno Threadborne @junothreadborne.me • 5h Actually.... MP3 stands for MPEG audio layer 3. 11 ・・・ Paige against the machine... @paigetrn... • 31m • she/her What does MPEG stand for buddy? ① ••• Juno Threadborne @junothreadborne.me Follow Motion picture entertainment group. Which means the m in mp3 stands for the m in mpeg not the m in motion.
September 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Oh wow. An ‘actually’ in the wild
Post 6 Paige against the machine... @paigetrnr... • 17h • she/her Sometimes I think of how the m and p in mp3 stand for motion picture 3 11 © 20 ① Juno Threadborne @junothreadborne.me Follow Actually..... MP3 stands for MPEG audio layer 3. September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM ... Paige against the machine... @paigetrn... • now • she/her What does MPEG stand for buddy?
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM