Chris Pagliarini
@pagsz81.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
Pinned down. Send help (snacks).
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pinned down. Send help (snacks).
The proper way to spend Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The proper way to spend Black Friday
The Saints have a history of going to bat for sex pests
(The emails contents were publicly reported on, confirming the allegations, in February of this year)
(The emails contents were publicly reported on, confirming the allegations, in February of this year)
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Saints have a history of going to bat for sex pests
(The emails contents were publicly reported on, confirming the allegations, in February of this year)
(The emails contents were publicly reported on, confirming the allegations, in February of this year)
At least Mahomes is actually good at what he does. Still.... Shut. The fuck. Up. Tony.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
At least Mahomes is actually good at what he does. Still.... Shut. The fuck. Up. Tony.
Seriously, use the Oxford comma
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Seriously, use the Oxford comma
One is a fucking clown
The other is a musician in makeup
The other is a musician in makeup
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One is a fucking clown
The other is a musician in makeup
The other is a musician in makeup
"Covfefe" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the utter nonsense you can have on social networks.
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Covfefe" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the utter nonsense you can have on social networks.
You don't find just anyone to turn that many people away from your company just anywhere. A trillion dollars is a pittance for such brand destruction.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You don't find just anyone to turn that many people away from your company just anywhere. A trillion dollars is a pittance for such brand destruction.
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! And Canadian Thanksgiving! And, I guess there's an Italian guy with accomplishments in October we're supposed to be celebrating? Oh, right! Joe DiMaggio! Have a day, Joltin' Joe!
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! And Canadian Thanksgiving! And, I guess there's an Italian guy with accomplishments in October we're supposed to be celebrating? Oh, right! Joe DiMaggio! Have a day, Joltin' Joe!
Blake Shelton: 🎶She's probably in Texas🎶
Me:
Me:
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Blake Shelton: 🎶She's probably in Texas🎶
Me:
Me:
Another NFL season begins. I hope to not see the Chiefs, Eagles, or 49ers in February.
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Another NFL season begins. I hope to not see the Chiefs, Eagles, or 49ers in February.
I, for one am shocked! Shocked!
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I, for one am shocked! Shocked!
Took a walk on the boardwalk. Photos don't really do justice to the effect of the water reflecting the sun directly into my eyes
July 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Took a walk on the boardwalk. Photos don't really do justice to the effect of the water reflecting the sun directly into my eyes
We keep simultaneously ramping up the stupid and the fascist as he threatens to revoke citizenship over Truth Social
July 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We keep simultaneously ramping up the stupid and the fascist as he threatens to revoke citizenship over Truth Social
Arboreal carnage in Kennedy Park after last night's storm
July 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Arboreal carnage in Kennedy Park after last night's storm
I dunno, seems like a pretty terrible seat
June 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I dunno, seems like a pretty terrible seat
You know it's starting to get warm when this guy is spread out on the floor
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You know it's starting to get warm when this guy is spread out on the floor
10 years since this little pain in the butt came into my life
June 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
10 years since this little pain in the butt came into my life
45 years ago today we found out Darth Vader is not a virgin
May 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
45 years ago today we found out Darth Vader is not a virgin