colonel bobby
@padresbeverages.bsky.social
i met tim hill i’m never going to fail
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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“oh you’re arresting me? for what? proposing a trade? a succulent baseball trade?”
July 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“oh you’re arresting me? for what? proposing a trade? a succulent baseball trade?”
“oh you’re arresting me? for what? proposing a trade? a succulent baseball trade?”
July 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“oh you’re arresting me? for what? proposing a trade? a succulent baseball trade?”
today with the passing of brian wilson, i will be remembering the story russell from JSBX told me about brian sneaking up behind sean lennon at a urinal and whispering “hey. it’s me…bri” in his ear.
June 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
today with the passing of brian wilson, i will be remembering the story russell from JSBX told me about brian sneaking up behind sean lennon at a urinal and whispering “hey. it’s me…bri” in his ear.
watching season two of Andor and it’s nuts to me that with all of the advanced tech their surveillance bugs are all the size of fucking pop-tarts
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
watching season two of Andor and it’s nuts to me that with all of the advanced tech their surveillance bugs are all the size of fucking pop-tarts
*mike shildt raises right hand as he steps out the dugout*
“gimme the twink.”
“gimme the twink.”
March 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
*mike shildt raises right hand as he steps out the dugout*
“gimme the twink.”
“gimme the twink.”
me reading national security secrets bc i’ve been accidentally added to a group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me reading national security secrets bc i’ve been accidentally added to a group chat
i know i post into a void here and no one ever sees, but i fucked up again and kinda wish my heart would stop in my sleep. i usually only pray for god to guide me toward his will for me and the strength and power to carry it out, but…
March 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i know i post into a void here and no one ever sees, but i fucked up again and kinda wish my heart would stop in my sleep. i usually only pray for god to guide me toward his will for me and the strength and power to carry it out, but…
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Kid: Dad why are the mountaintops white?
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
March 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Kid: Dad why are the mountaintops white?
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
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Donald Trump has ordered the death of every firstborn son in blue states *putting hands on my hips and making a shitty face* instead of helping lower gas prices for the middle class
March 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Donald Trump has ordered the death of every firstborn son in blue states *putting hands on my hips and making a shitty face* instead of helping lower gas prices for the middle class
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A spokesman for the DOD said in a statement that they are “pleased” that “DEI content” — the history of Jackie Robinson’s military service — was removed. This is white supremacy as government policy.
March 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A spokesman for the DOD said in a statement that they are “pleased” that “DEI content” — the history of Jackie Robinson’s military service — was removed. This is white supremacy as government policy.
“it’s a three person rap band. there’ll never be another like them….revolutionary” - guy mansplaining beastie boys just now at kroger.
March 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“it’s a three person rap band. there’ll never be another like them….revolutionary” - guy mansplaining beastie boys just now at kroger.
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What 2025 feels like
Also, It Has Been Brought To My Attention... (The Simpsons)
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March 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What 2025 feels like
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just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time
March 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time
betting on his own team to win IS betting against the other team, shit for brains
Fresh off nuking the Atlantic system, we have a deranged rant about Pete Rose.
March 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
betting on his own team to win IS betting against the other team, shit for brains
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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
do you think they explored each others’ bodies?
February 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
do you think they explored each others’ bodies?
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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The Super Bowl right now
i told you the drake was bad . i hate the drake .
ALT: i told you the drake was bad . i hate the drake .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Super Bowl right now
ok indiana, here me out….i have a solution
February 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ok indiana, here me out….i have a solution
i cannot stop thinking about how frank herbert referred to Leto II’s boner in Children of Dune as an “adult beefswelling”
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i cannot stop thinking about how frank herbert referred to Leto II’s boner in Children of Dune as an “adult beefswelling”
me to profar, higashioka, snell, etc
February 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
me to profar, higashioka, snell, etc
me when i’m…..you know what, never mind.
February 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
me when i’m…..you know what, never mind.