Paco Luís ♏ontaña ⚛
@pacoluismontana.bsky.social
Fascists, bigots, and conspiracy theorists should drop out of the human race. ¡Que se jodan! #LegalizeIt 🇨🇺🇪🇦🇩🇪🇭🇺🇮🇪🏴🏴🇬🇧🇺🇸
When will Emperor Zero call on the Praetorian Guard?
April 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When will Emperor Zero call on the Praetorian Guard?
C'mon McDonald's. Do your thing.
March 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
C'mon McDonald's. Do your thing.
How very true. 🤣🤣🤣
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How very true. 🤣🤣🤣
This woman voted for the leopard. Now she's upset that it's eating her daughter's face.
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This woman voted for the leopard. Now she's upset that it's eating her daughter's face.
As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon." 🙄
February 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon." 🙄
Finally, there is a confection that encapsulates Captain Hairdo's first days in office. 🙄
February 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Finally, there is a confection that encapsulates Captain Hairdo's first days in office. 🙄
This product is caca! It doesn't even clean the area where you leave your caca. The water in the toilet cleans more thoroughly. I expressed my disappointment, asked for a refund, and was sorely dismissed. That does not sit well with me. 🤬
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January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This product is caca! It doesn't even clean the area where you leave your caca. The water in the toilet cleans more thoroughly. I expressed my disappointment, asked for a refund, and was sorely dismissed. That does not sit well with me. 🤬
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How very true. To substantiate the claim, I offer photographic evidence. I wasn't that well endowed since the fetal stage.
I'm glad I found you. I've been trying to follow back all of my followers from Elmo's hellscape.
I'm glad I found you. I've been trying to follow back all of my followers from Elmo's hellscape.
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How very true. To substantiate the claim, I offer photographic evidence. I wasn't that well endowed since the fetal stage.
I'm glad I found you. I've been trying to follow back all of my followers from Elmo's hellscape.
I'm glad I found you. I've been trying to follow back all of my followers from Elmo's hellscape.
So glad he's not a fucking Nazi. 🙄
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So glad he's not a fucking Nazi. 🙄
At 33 seconds, Barron has a look of regret. Does he finally realize he is surrounded by monsters?
January 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
At 33 seconds, Barron has a look of regret. Does he finally realize he is surrounded by monsters?
Pic of MAGAdiots getting the news that they won't be able to attend their clueless leader's inauguration.
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pic of MAGAdiots getting the news that they won't be able to attend their clueless leader's inauguration.
Tomorrow, the oligarchy begins.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Yeah, fucking right. 🙄
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Yeah, fucking right. 🙄
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tomorrow, the oligarchy begins.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Yeah, fucking right. 🙄
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Yeah, fucking right. 🙄
Just a reminder as to who wanted to ban TikTok in the first place.
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder as to who wanted to ban TikTok in the first place.
Yes. Smallpox, malaria, scurvy, typhus, dysentery, venereal diseases, carbuncles, and everyone reading at a 3rd grade level. It will be awesome.
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Yes. Smallpox, malaria, scurvy, typhus, dysentery, venereal diseases, carbuncles, and everyone reading at a 3rd grade level. It will be awesome.
Unfortunately, this will come to fruition. Anyone who strays from the hive mind will be considered an enemy. They will become obsolete.
Fortunately, cults have a short-term life expectancy and MAGAdiots are irretrievably stupid. Stay vigilant. They will devour themselves. 😊💜✌🏽
Fortunately, cults have a short-term life expectancy and MAGAdiots are irretrievably stupid. Stay vigilant. They will devour themselves. 😊💜✌🏽
January 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Unfortunately, this will come to fruition. Anyone who strays from the hive mind will be considered an enemy. They will become obsolete.
Fortunately, cults have a short-term life expectancy and MAGAdiots are irretrievably stupid. Stay vigilant. They will devour themselves. 😊💜✌🏽
Fortunately, cults have a short-term life expectancy and MAGAdiots are irretrievably stupid. Stay vigilant. They will devour themselves. 😊💜✌🏽
To Junior's disappoint, Greenland is not made of cocaine.
January 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
To Junior's disappoint, Greenland is not made of cocaine.
This fool bought himself a presidiocy. To recompense, and through buyer's remorse, he could give every person on the planet 5$ and he will still be the worst Bond villain ever. 🤬 #FuckElmo
January 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This fool bought himself a presidiocy. To recompense, and through buyer's remorse, he could give every person on the planet 5$ and he will still be the worst Bond villain ever. 🤬 #FuckElmo
Gingerbutt concurs.
December 29, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Gingerbutt concurs.
Co-signed. 🙄
And all of the sycophantic minions who voted for this 'mandate' will be of the most fucked, and I giveth no shits.
And all of the sycophantic minions who voted for this 'mandate' will be of the most fucked, and I giveth no shits.
December 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Co-signed. 🙄
And all of the sycophantic minions who voted for this 'mandate' will be of the most fucked, and I giveth no shits.
And all of the sycophantic minions who voted for this 'mandate' will be of the most fucked, and I giveth no shits.
The sad truth.
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The sad truth.
This usually shuts them up.
December 6, 2024 at 7:21 AM
This usually shuts them up.
At least eggs will be less expensive. It was all worth it, right? 🙄
December 3, 2024 at 8:05 PM
At least eggs will be less expensive. It was all worth it, right? 🙄
When things go from bad to worse.
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 AM
When things go from bad to worse.